Fun with BBD (Black Bear Delusion)

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"Firing Freeze would be forcing us to admit we think he cheated, and I'm not doing that. I don't think we should have to be forced to admit that. I don't think we "cheated" to win the Sugar Bowl, by having a player keep a loaner car too long or another player sleep on a friend's couch. No. I'm not ready to admit we "cheated" by that. And I think firing Freeze would justify all our haters' (MSU fans, etc) wishes in that we are admitting all that was cheated for."

Here's an analogy for this dumbass:

Your best buddy decided to mastermind a bank robbery. To the public, he made a big deal of being an upright citizen, and he told his crew to never, ever mention his name, in case the thing goes south. He also looks them in-the-eye and says, "I don't want anyone hurt", yet he follows that up with a wink and a, "But you do what you have to do to get the money and get away". You see, your buddy wanted "plausible deniability" just in case one of the crew got caught.

In order to make a quick getaway he got his getaway driver to park in a handicap spot out front. His crew went in, pulled out their guns and pistol-whipped the security card, breaking the guard's jaw.

They yelled at all the patrons to get down on the ground or they'd start shooting. An old woman with a heart condition dies on-the-spot due to the scare and stress. After they get the money, they haul ass, over the speed limit and run a red light. They come back to your buddy and give him all the money so he can divide it equally.

Unfortunately for your buddy, the getaway driver was an idiot who used his own car and failed to remove his license plates, and the car was ID'd by security cameras outside the bank, and was also photographed by a traffic camera when he ran the red light.

Though most of the $500,000 stolen is not found, they do catch the driver with a hundred in marked bills from the heist. In addition, there were a couple of witnesses who saw the crew arrive at your buddies place wearing ski masks and carrying big duffel bags and taking them inside. On top of that, all the members of your buddy's crew are driving around in expensive cars they shouldn't be able to afford.

Eventually, your buddy and his crew are rounded up, and the DA is charging the lot with:
1. Murder (the old woman)
2. Assault with a deadly weapon (the guard)
3. Grand Theft
4. Running a red light
5. Speeding
6. Parking in a handicap zone

And all you do is constantly bleat about how unfair the DA is for going after your buddy because his guys were speeding and ran a red-light. And you go on and on about how the DA is abusing his power charging grand theft because, "they never caught your buddy with the $500,000", and it was "only a hundred bucks". You believe that the "handicap parking, speeding and red-light thing" should provoke a small penalty, but since there is no direct evidence that identifies any of your buddy's crew of the pistol whip or the woman dying, and only a hundred of the stolen dollars was ever actually found, you think it is grossly unfair the DA wants to nail you for the rest.

Besides, you think, just about everybody has stolen something before, run red-lights, parked in handicap spots, and got caught speeding, and they don't get investigated as thoroughly as your buddy. You begin to think the DA is simply jealous of your buddy because he's got that slick, expensive new car.

THAT, is how freaking stupid you are, Black Bear.