Let's all sing along now!

Now listen to a story 'bout a coach named Freeze,
Talks a big game, but he's really just a sleeze.
Then one day he was knawing on some wood,
So he shouted out loud "This is sure Tastin' good!

Wood that is, hard wood, great big teeth.

Well the first thing you know, he's got a top class,
The Rebels all said "we're going to kick some ass"
Bama went down and so did LSU,
Then came the letter from you know who.

"N" that is, "C" for cease,..DOUBLE A.

The next thing you know, Draft Night has come around,
The shit hit the fan, Freeze was nowhere to be found.
The whole nation saw, what we knew all along,
The kids gettin' paid, and he's hittin' on a bong!

Cash that is,...loaner cars,..Maui Wowie.

Wasn't long then that the tales began to spin,
It's all self reported,..in the end we're going to win.
They all just jealous, and it's all untrue!
9 over 3 and we're better than you.

Grove that is, nice trees, places to pee.

Now another letter's comin' and they're gettin' pretty scared,
It's gettin' so bad they gotta change their underwear.
With Boosters gettin' outed and the money gone away,
The team is now sayin' " No pay no play"

Green that is. Green grass, Green Cash.