"I didn't smoke no weed. I ain't even have sex with that girl. Machine gun did."

"Jerry it's not a lie if you believe it". George Constanza

"Run the damn ball Hugh" Leanne Touhy

"I caught this un on a live minner. Praise the lord and pass the stink bait". Hugh Freeze

"I know you don't get High. I know this. But I am gonna get you high today. Cause it's Friday, you off practice, and you ain't got shit to do". Denzel