Quote Originally Posted by TUSK View Post
I've decided to go, regardless... you still get to drive...

Section H, Row 21, ~45 yard line... http://www.ticketini.com/pub/seating...a_AL_35487.jpg

November 15th...

But first, you must say something flattering about My Dark Lord Saban... be sure to mention both his towering stature and the laser beams that come outta his eyes, please.

Bama fans know I never feel threatened.
Hell, I'm a head taller than your average Tibetan!
Trailer parks fill with screams,
Cause my eyes shoot laser beams
Nevertheless I need one more second