Dak injury update

[Esmerelda Villalobos]

Just off the phone with coach johnson. Dak had his left foot amputated. He is stable and should be back for LSU.

[TheRef]

Just off the phone with coach johnson. Dak had his left foot amputated. He is stable and should be back for LSU.

I heard he got his right hand amputated and they're working on a cannon prosthetic.

[CadaverDawg]

Just off the phone with coach johnson. Dak had his left foot amputated. He is stable and should be back for LSU.

Well, there ya go. I blame Polk.*

[starkvegasdawg]

No no no. You have it all wrong. It was his right leg below the knee. They also reversed location of his kidneys.

[Esmerelda Villalobos]

Well, there ya go. I blame Polk.*

Dak didnt want his elite foot to go to waste. I heard they iced it down in a Yeti cooler to determine what to do with it at a later time. That way, they have months before they need to make a decision.

[TheRef]

Dak didnt want his elite foot to go to waste. I heard they iced it down in a Yeti cooler to determine what to do with it at a later time. That way, they have months before they need to make a decision.

#YetiEffect

[JDog13]

Just off the phone with coach johnson. Dak had his left foot amputated. He is stable and should be back for LSU.

It will grow back right?

[Esmerelda Villalobos]

It will grow back right?

Allegedly. They wrapped it in bandages soaked in Eye-talian dressin to be safe. May have to add some dales later but hopefully not. The situation is fluid and at this time, all we can say is, "#15 has a leg".

[CadaverDawg]

Dak didnt want his elite foot to go to waste. I heard they iced it down in a Yeti cooler to determine what to do with it at a later time. That way, they have months before they need to make a decision.

Can I have the sticker that came with the cooler?*

[RossDawg82]

It will grow back right?

yes, that is why his nickname is Wolverine.

[CadaverDawg]

Allegedly. They wrapped it in bandages soaked in Eye-talian dressin to be safe. May have to add some dales later but hopefully not. The situation is fluid and at this time, all we can say is, "#15 has a leg".

+2463

"One can only hope so, Jack"

[Esmerelda Villalobos]

yes, that is why his nickname is Wolverine.

Thought it was whiskers?

[elitedawgs]

This just in, they have placed Dak in a medically induced coma to ensure he can rest. There is rumor they my cryogenically freeze him and wait it out.

[CadaverDawg]

This just in, they have placed Dak in a medically induced coma to ensure he can rest. There is rumor they my cryogenically freeze him and wait it out.

We've got a "Freeze" now?*

[mstatefan91]

Pretty sure they had to remove his head but they replaced it with Damien's so we will be good to go Saturday

[CadaverDawg]

Well shit, Ennis was right. But at least he's back at practice already. wontmissabeatku

[RossDawg82]

Thought it was whiskers?

Because he is curious????

[Dawg496]

Dak's leg will be wrapped in the same green stuff that they used on the stadium until they can figure out what to do with the foot. My brother's girlfriend who works at the pony told me that a tranny stripper's midget son's favorite color is green and he said that there's no way Dak's foot will be done on time.

[CadaverDawg]

Dak's leg will be wrapped in the same green stuff that they used on the stadium until they can figure out what to do with the foot. My brother's girlfriend who works at the pony told me that a tranny stripper's midget son's favorite color is green and he said that there's no way Dak's foot will be done on time.

Tranny strip club.....Coach, is that you?

"You wanna piece of MEEEEEEE?!"

****

[DawgHouseUnited]

+1 to this whole thread