Other than Howland being a dinosaur pretending to be a basketball coach, this is why we're not a good team.

-We don't have anyone who can shoot their way out of a wet paper sack
-We have one "scorer" and when teams take him away, we have nothing.
-Our 4 thinks he's a 1
-Our 5 has been hurt all year
-Our backup 5 is a bull in a China shop
-Our guards are bipolar as hell
-DJ Jeffries is a bust