I do admit there were a few unibrowed booger-eaters at State when I was there. However, because State fans tend to not congregate close together at all times, and because we accept people based on their merits and NOT the color of their skin, how many acres diddy has in the Delta, how can I use a particular person to improve my lot in life, etc., State students and alums are a more diverse lot and have better genetics.

Also, my dad and I are descended from Union troops, and I played at Meridian High when we won consecutive State Championships. That means I have a winning tradition. Adding that winning improves the stock.