Quote Originally Posted by Lord McBuckethead View Post
Keep your nose clean. Don't put your dick in crazy. Don't let a night of fun become a life time of obligation. Get a designated driver, you're a damn football player, there are plenty of people that will hang out with you and give you a lift. Have fun with your teammates. Nothing good happens out after 1 a.m.



Seems simple, but probably someone on our team is going to do something stupid between now and Sept 4. It is just a matter of time.

This advice should be on a billboard exiting the football complex.

Edited to add: This crap happens, don't let it be you. You worked too hard for this.
Anyone ever told you you're really good at telling other people what they should do? Saving the world from itself one post at time.