I am very tempted to say the analog to “ what do you call a liberal the morning after they are mugged? A conservative”
Is
“ what do you call a capitalist during a tornado? A socialist”

Instead I will say that you are correct in your first post, the bar should have had a pre established plan on what to do in case of emergency.
If they did and this was it everyone has the right to evaluate emergency storm plans vs good cheesy fries