My Last Thread

[Token Bammer]

When I came here 1.5 years ago I had something in common with you all. I hated Ole Miss. I still do. They are a poor man's Aubarn, and they even frick that up.

I like MSU as a program. I really do. For the most part, MSU tries to do things better than most. You guys still cheat, but not to the level of Ole Miss and AU. You keep it to a manageable level, and I like that in a program, but it does make me question your commitment.

Also, y'all ain't never bothered nobody. Your "best/most talented team" just finished with 4 losses. For me to ever dislike MSU, you'd have to first give me a reason. You don't beat BAMA, you don't get in our way recruiting, and you piss the hell out of Ole Miss. Hating MSU would be somewhat on level with hating Vandy. But shoot, at least Vandy gives me a reason with their stellar academics. So hating MSU would be like hating Arnie Grape. It'd be mean spirited and not worth it.

Some of you Dawgs are good as gold. I really enjoy some of the posters here and it's because of you I've enjoyed my time here at ED. I have read a lot more than I've posted.

Some of you whine like little school girls. Man up! Quit blaming Bammer and whoever else for your shortcomings as a program.

Shotgun, when did you surgically have your balls removed? This is America - The Land of the Free and Home of the Brave. Act like it, and quit behaving like a millennial socialist with an axe to grind. And stop evaluating QBs, bro. You're awful.

28 and 61, everything is not a conspiracy. Sometimes programs are just better, and it only makes you look like tin foil hat wearing clowns when you attempt to make everything seem so deep. You two (and some others from time to time) make posts like you know exactly what is going on over in Tuscaloosa. I'm going to let you in on a little secret, you don't know ish. Stay in your lanes. If you did know about the inner workings of Alabama, the REC would hunt you down and make your memory disappear. The REC is real. Remember that.

Speaking of 28, 61, and Shotgun. Here's two threads of gold.

https://www.elitedawgs.com/showthrea...rt-Bama-s-Team

https://www.elitedawgs.com/showthrea...n-All-SEC-team

Most of you had no clue who Quinnen Williams was coming into the BAMA game this season and Q was projected a top 5 draft pick coming into the game. If you're going to make claims like "State has the best defense/defensive line in the SEC", you may want to at least know who plays for the other team.

Here's a few more:

"Fitz is better than Tua". LOL!!!

"Abram is the best safety in football". Guys, he may be the 3rd best safety in his division at best.

Preseason JoMo was the GOAT and State was going to walk through everyone but BAMA, and that's with a first year head coach.

My faves were how Kirby was taking over the SEC and Bammer was "finished". The dynasty was over! Saban couldn't recruit or coach anymore, and Kirby and UGA were going to take our spot. Well, how'd that work out? Blind hatred makes a fool of even the wisest men.

I'll take my ban now. I'm good with it. I don't have time to read the board anymore and I especially don't have time to post. Adios! God Bless. Merry Christmas. We'll see you next fall to spank that bottom one more time.

Ole Miss sucks! Frick AU.

Most of all, Roll Tide.

[LC Dawg]

GFYS

[BeardoMSU]

See ya, I guess. Jeez.

[BiscuitEater]

Trust me, you won't be missed!

[BeardoMSU]

“...livin in a trailer park, eatin mayonnaise sandwiches, ****in their sisters, and listenin to John Cougar Mellancamp records”

- Chris Rock

(pretty sure he was talking bout you, Token)

[TUSK]

and just like that, I am once again alone....

[BeardoMSU]

and just like that, I am once again alone....

[DancingRabbit]

[3rdGen]

TLDR,
What are you a novelist?

Eat a bag of dicks 17in bama fan.

[Dawgology]

Cliff note: I don’t have time to read or write on this board so here’s a novel. Something about Roll tide. Herp derp. This is why no one likes Bama fans.

[ShotgunDawg]

Bet he signs up under a new user name the moment someone slights Bama.

He's a loser that can't handle it and who's self esteem is so low and personal identity/pride so tied up into how Bama is perceived that he won't be able to stay away.

[State82]

and just like that, I am once again alone....

And this is the reason that, when it comes to Bammers, Tusk is the GOAT. Damn this is gold.

[dawgday166]

and just like that, I am once again alone....

Is Token your other username and alter-ego? You pulling a C34 on the board here?

[THE Bruce Dickinson]

I guess you don't have time to post now that your job repairing power lines has hit the busy season- understandable

"We'll see you next fall..." - I don't think we play Jacksonville State, but I need to check the schedule again.

You won't be missed

[TUSK]

Is Token your other username and alter-ego? You pulling a C34 on the board here?

Nah, that's not my style, buddy... I'm too lazy to bother with another username...

[preachermatt83]

Thank goodness

[Goldendawg]

Yeah, bama has been the best on the field the last few years and will probably win it all again this year, but this "War and Peace" post goes to show it's not enough for many of your fans. Only bama fans now love bama, and y'all can't stand it! The rest of the SEC and the country is tired of it and won't kneel at your "throne". I see more sidewalk bama fans in my part of NE MS. than MSU and UM combined. They love you, but most don't even know the way to Tuscaloosa. Enjoy your time at the top, but we don't have to.

[thf24]

This post, as well as most of your others (judging by either the tone or the particular battle you've picked) suggest you have some pretty significant self-esteem issues that likely extend beyond sports and message boards. Hope that gets better for you.

[Dawgowar]

So you won't be coming to the pancake social?

[Jarius]

So you won't be coming to the pancake social?

Should we mark him down as a maybe? Yea, I'm gonna mark him down as a maybe.