Keep your nose clean. Don't put your dick in crazy. Don't let a night of fun become a life time of obligation. Get a designated driver, you're a damn football player, there are plenty of people that will hang out with you and give you a lift. Have fun with your teammates. Nothing good happens out after 1 a.m.



Seems simple, but probably someone on our team is going to do something stupid between now and Sept 4. It is just a matter of time.

This advice should be on a billboard exiting the football complex.

Edited to add: This crap happens, don't let it be you. You worked too hard for this.