OFFICIAL GAME DAY THREAD Sponsored by eatourasssportsmedia.com

[I seen it dawg]

The YEAR of 15 starts today. DakAttack15

It's gameday bitchessssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's get it on!!!!!!!!!!

[Dawgbite]

Tis a good day for a bit of sporting competition!

[CadaverDawg]

Hail Damn State. We made it

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[I seen it dawg]

Getting closer...

[CadaverDawg]

Only 6 hours til kick.....pace yourselves on the alcohol boys, dont want you to miss it

[TheRef]

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[Coach34]

I love the all-white uni's with the maroon helmet

[I seen it dawg]

Those shoes are beyond pimp

[Boston]

That's a great look. Now, let's kick this bitch off!

[War Machine Dawg]

Love those. Time to make some Buzzard roadkill!

[CadaverDawg]

My favorite color combo. Pumped

[msstate7]

Any lightning in the area?

[cbrunt29]

Reports coming in that Calhoun has a brace on his leg, has a slight limp, and is not participating in warm up drills. Anyone know anything?

[jbjones]

Just said on the radio broadcast that Calhoun will not play.

[msstate7]

Reports coming in that Calhoun has a brace on his leg, has a slight limp, and is not participating in warm up drills. Anyone know anything?

Sounds like our first report was correct and then we got a bogus second one. Please don't be out long

[Lumpy Chucklelips]

Also saying Nick James will start.

[jbjones]

Cleveland starting in Calhoun's spot.

[Coach34]

Sounds like our first report was correct and then we got a bogus second one. Please don't be out long

So yet another report of me breaking a story that turns out to be true? Color me shocked

[Dawg61]

Unis look sweet

[BulldogBear]

They have a big bucket labeled "cowbells only." It was empty. Why do these guys think we are going to want to come back here?

[IMissJack]

They have a big bucket labeled "cowbells only." It was empty. Why do these guys think we are going to want to come back here?

WE shouldn't be there tonight, much less come back.

[War Machine Dawg]

They have a big bucket labeled "cowbells only." It was empty. Why do these guys think we are going to want to come back here?

We shouldn't have gone there in the first place.

[War Machine Dawg]

WE shouldn't be there tonight, much less come back.

Beat me to it.

[Statecoachingblows**]

Let's do this! Damn I hate the start time but I'll take it over no game anyday!

[BulldogBear]

Jack, WMD...

Touche'

[Dawg61]

aTm trying to choke with this freshman QB

[msstate7]

Brando... Yuck

[War Machine Dawg]

Brando... Yuck

And Spencer Tillman. **** me. This is gonna be a Mustard Buzzard blowjob all night. "I guarantee this won't be a shutout."

[GreenheadDawg]

Why the **** is my FS1 playing the ****ing rangers!!

[msstate7]

This field looks terrible

[IMissJack]

Why the **** is my FS1 playing the ****ing rangers!!

on in Houston

[GreenheadDawg]

Why the hell would not be on in Baton Rouge. I'm not gonna lie I'm devastated

[msstate7]

Why the **** is my FS1 playing the ****ing rangers!!

You sure you're not on fssw

[IMissJack]

Why the **** is my FS1 playing the ****ing rangers!!

I think you are on Fox Southwest, not FoxSports1.

[GreenheadDawg]

My channel says FS1 and I saw a commercial earlier advertising our game

[msstate7]

My channel says FS1 and I saw a commercial earlier advertising our game

Dish channel 150

Not sure of others

[starkvegasdawg]

219 DTV

[IMissJack]

Dish channel 150

Not sure of others

Comcast 601 in Houston

[Smitty]

Picking on Cleveland early

[War Machine Dawg]

Can we get a stop already? Holy shit! Where the **** is our defense?

[starkvegasdawg]

Some pass defense would be nice.

[msstate7]

Once again, it seems pass defense will be our weakness

[starkvegasdawg]

10 yard cushion on 3rd and 3.

[Bothrops]

Playing too fat oof

[msstate7]

Who got a hand on that?

[starkvegasdawg]

That's more like it.

[msstate7]

Dummies got shut out last year and didn't take points

[War Machine Dawg]

Finally. Got a little pressure to Mullen's. Thought they might be trying to draw us offside.

[msstate7]

ULL down 8 with ball

[War Machine Dawg]

Who got a hand on that?

Looked like 48, Ryan Brown.

[War Machine Dawg]

Whoever called the pass to Walley for 1st play, you win.

[War Machine Dawg]

What the hell is this East-West shit? Go downhill, dammit!

[starkvegasdawg]

Oh yeah. And add 15.

[War Machine Dawg]

That's more like it! Hell yes! Helluva block by Bear on the play, too.

[starkvegasdawg]

17 me.

[SapperDawg]

That's two late hits so far.

[War Machine Dawg]

Are you ****ing kidding me?! ****ing Shump!

[Smitty]

**** Shump, shit hold the damn ball.

Bench now. Lee in.

[Smitty]

3rd string immediately

[War Machine Dawg]

Carrying the ball thigh high. Bench his ass! We can't do that shit.

[msstate7]

Shitty play, but love shump breaking in secondary like that. Just a little reprieve. We're gonna destroy them

[War Machine Dawg]

**** Shump, shit hold the damn ball.

Bench now. Lee in.

Beat me to it. Carrying the ball at his ****ing hip. Sit your ass on the bench.

[starkvegasdawg]

CJ came to play.

[Dawg61]

Carrying it in the wrong arm too, bad mistake on what would of been a nice run

[msstate7]

ULL and Kentucky tied...

What a choke job Kentucky

[msstate7]

Offsides again... Wake up guys

[Smitty]

Big boy is nasty tonight!!

[War Machine Dawg]

CJ came to play.

Hell yeah he did. Gonna make himself some serious $$$$$ this year if he keeps this up.

[War Machine Dawg]

Well, about Fred Ross being reliable back there..........****!!!!!!!!!!

[Smitty]

God damnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **** you stupid ass mother ****ers

[Dawg61]

GOD DAMN MOTHER****ING SPECIAL TEAMS!!!!!!!!

[Smitty]

Find a bench too you joke

[Dawgface]

can you believe this shit? I may just go to bed

[msstate7]

We look like we haven't been coached all offseason

[VandelayIndustries]

Was afraid this was going to happen

[Dawg61]

Holy **** we've got 2 turnovers already!!!! ****

[War Machine Dawg]

GOD DAMN MOTHER****ING SPECIAL TEAMS!!!!!!!!

B...b...but....I've been told Mullen cares about STs. There's no way they'll hurt us.********

[Dawg61]

Defensive line looks gigantic

[msstate7]

Ok I'm liking this pressure

[War Machine Dawg]

Was afraid this was going to happen

No game east of the MS River should start this late. Having to sit in a hotel all day waiting for kickoff is hell on a team. Held them to 3.....now we'll be down 3-0. FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK!!!!!!

[starkvegasdawg]

They can't do jack on offense if we'd quit 17ing ourselves.

[Smitty]

Defense is here to ****ing play

[VandelayIndustries]

D looks good so far

[Dawg61]

Brauchle finally made a kick

[GreenheadDawg]

This is ****ing sickening

[DanDority]

Oh, that's why we're not ranked.

[TrapGame]

We don't score on our next possession I'm gonna be pissed.

[Dawg61]

How the hell did UK choke a 33-10 lead? Lol Hud gettin some in Lexington

[Maroonthirteen]

Well, way back a few weeks ago, I called it. Except I figure d 7-7 after 1qtr. We will pull away in the 2nd half. But...this first half will be ugly.

Btw, 3 pass plays, 1 run so far. (Run/pass % thread this week)

[War Machine Dawg]

We don't score on our next possession I'm gonna be pissed.

It's too late, I'm already pissed. Trailing mother****ing USM. ****ing pathetic. If Shump is out there on this series, I might have an aneurysm.

[VandelayIndustries]

Awful start , but think we calm down here and get a nice TD drive

[War Machine Dawg]

Well, way back a few weeks ago, I called it. Except I figure d 7-7 after 1qtr. We will pull away in the 2nd half. But...this first half will be ugly.

Btw, 3 pass plays, 1 run so far. (Run/pass % thread this week)

#RTGDF (without Shump. Fumbling asshat)

[VandelayIndustries]

Or we take the KO back haha

[War Machine Dawg]

Holloway!!!!!!!!! HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!

[BrunswickDawg]

Holloway!!!!

[Dawg61]

HOLLOWAY MY BREAKOUT PLAYER!!!!!!!

[Smitty]

**** yeah!!!!!!!

[Really Clark?]

That's why Holloway is back there!!!

[starkvegasdawg]

I was mad when he brought it out but got over it.

[msstate7]

Holloway says suck iy

[Statecoachingblows**]

Yes mother******g SIR

[Dawgface]

Maybe that will get things headed in right direction.

[DancingRabbit]

Go special teams

lol

[Dawg61]

Awful start , but think we calm down here and get a nice TD drive

****ing Bear troll posting in our game thread mods

[Treemydawg]

Awful start , but think we calm down here and get a nice TD drive

Right about the td wrong on the drive part

[DownwardDawg]

I'm concerned we shouldn't have scored that fast. Our D is getting tired. *****

[ckDOG]

Lol. Never would have thought I'd be low on shump and high on holloway so soon in the game.

[VandelayIndustries]

****ing Bear troll posting in our game thread mods

Good try douche but wrong

[defiantdog]

Looks like Lewis is on the juice squad

[War Machine Dawg]

Holloway says suck iy

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[starkvegasdawg]

I hate the short kicks.

[Lumpy Chucklelips]

Refs missed a block in the back on return. Thankfully

[starkvegasdawg]

Who is Dale on the DL?

[Dawg61]

I hate the short kicks.

They'll never fumble it if you kick it in the end zone. We'll gain more fumbles this way. I like it.

[Maroonthirteen]

#RTGDF (without Shump. Fumbling asshat)

Oh, I agree. We should run run and run. But I knew Mullen would not. At least tonight. Mullen is going to work on the passing game tonight.

[SallyStansbury]

Bend but don't break.........

Kiss the ring.

[Lumpy Chucklelips]

Giving them way too much cushion

[Smitty]

Shit Manny get it right

[VandelayIndustries]

Giving them way too much cushion

This all day

[VandelayIndustries]

Wow

[War Machine Dawg]

So much for the defense looking good. ****.

[Bothrops]

We're ****ed next week.

[DanDority]

Y'all glad Manny's back yet

[Dawg61]

Nice defense

[Smitty]

Holy ****ing shit.

See Bama. Do Bama. Not hard on defense ****!!!!!

[starkvegasdawg]

Maybe we should reconsider laughing at those saying we go 6-6.

[msstate7]

We aren't winning the west boys

[Statecoachingblows**]

Jesus Christ

[cbrunt29]

It'll be a long year if we can't establish a pulse on pass defense. New year, same ole shit

[CadaverDawg]

The "experts" may be right. Monken making Manny his bitch. Never dreamed that would happen

[Coach007]

Just flat out going to say it...


If this is our defense, the best we have... We will not win 6 games!

[Dawgface]

Maybe we should reconsider laughing at those saying we go 6-6.

Looking more realistic than 10-2.

[BulldogBear]

DL is out of shape. 1st quaetwr and every one of them is gassed, wandering around between plrase gasping ofr air. Guys at home. Yes, it is much worse than it looks on tv.

[War Machine Dawg]

Bend but don't break.........

Kiss the ring.

Mullen meddles as much as Cohen. That 1A/1B shit was ALL Mullen. You're gonna see what Collins is at FL.

[DownwardDawg]

Defense is bad. Real bad.

[mparkerfd20]

Southern is much improved. We are... Well shit

[Maroonthirteen]

Our best defense is going to be a clock burning run game on offense.

[War Machine Dawg]

Y'all glad Manny's back yet

I didn't like the hire at the time. Let my maroon colored glasses sway me into thinking it might be ok. Looking like my initial reaction was the right one.

[Bothrops]

We'll have to score 55+ to beat Lsu

[jbjones]

I sat through this same shiat last year in Mobile. That shitty team torched our ass. We went to Baton Rouge 7 days later and whipped some farking ass. I'm not worried...it's the 1st quarter for goodness sakes.

[TrapGame]

Manny better tighten this shit up!

[cheewgumm]

Put in the 1bs

[Smitty]

Get your pitchforks ready boys.

[starkvegasdawg]

Holy hell.

[mparkerfd20]

We gonna lose

[Bothrops]

We'll have to score 55+ to beat Lsu

[Dawgface]

lord have mercy. Poke me in the eyes

[TrapGame]

Holy Shit!!!!!

[Dawg61]

****ing god damn it!!!!!!

[War Machine Dawg]

And you wonder why I said we should've never played these assholes. This is their mother****ing Super Bowl and they're making the most of it. We're in ****ing trouble. 6-6 may be optimistic.

[DanDority]

Does Dan still coach S.T.?

[VandelayIndustries]

I might throw up

[DownwardDawg]

We may lose

[SallyStansbury]

And it hurts. We will win the game, but it was easy to see it coming. Makes me sad.

[War Machine Dawg]

Does Dan still coach S.T.?

Knox has the title, but the answer to your question is "Yes."

[HancockCountyDog]

We gonna lose

Slow down. Good lord. We win by 20+.

[msstate7]

That was impressive

[Statecoachingblows**]

F^**^n A...we've had 1 offensive series in the quarter

[War Machine Dawg]

Getting out of the vanilla shit. Finally. We're still flat as hell.

[VandelayIndustries]

We may lose

It's ugly now but we taking over soon

[BulldogBear]

Slow down. Good lord. We win by 20+.

This. But Booger loves it right now.

[starkvegasdawg]

We may win and we may win convincingly...but this start is pathetic.

[Statecoachingblows**]

Better this week than next, lot of things to correct in a hurry but we are going to be fine.

[confucius say]

Y'all need to calm the hell down. They have had 5 possessions to our one. Yes, 5 to 1. We've run 4 plays. We are fine.

[War Machine Dawg]

F^**^n A...we've had 1 offensive series in the quarter

And the RB 3/4 of the board has slobbered completely threw the momentum to USM because he doesn't know not to carry the ball above his hip. Put in Lee and A-Train.

[Dawg61]

I might throw up

Too much drinkin in the Grooooooooooove today for you

[starkvegasdawg]

So Holloway and CJ came to play.

[GreenheadDawg]

Did we fumble again?

[CadaverDawg]

Haha I shoulda known Holloway would be our MVP after i bashed him all summer. Shame on me. Well done, Brandon. Do it against the big boys too though

[War Machine Dawg]

Did we fumble again?

Yes and no. Muffed a KR on STs. Hit an upback and we couldn't recover.

[smootness]

We may lose

Holy cow, guys. Chill. We're going to win this easily.

[msstate7]

Tillman and Brando hate us.

[CadaverDawg]

I knew Bradley would be a player

[Smitty]

Great read Dak....

[defiantdog]

Yall are funny. This is a trap game because it's an Away game against a lesser team. We're controlling the line of scrimmage, but USM is playing great. You gotta give them credit. We have to quit making mistakes.

[msstate7]

Nice blocking oline

[War Machine Dawg]

And Shump can't even make it to the ****ing line of scrimmage. 3 ****ing fumbles, 2 on STs. But I'm nuts for raising hell about our ST play.

[VandelayIndustries]

Too much drinkin in the Grooooooooooove today for you

Did I do something to you? I'm a State grad bro and come from a family of State grads but keep trolling douche

[TrapGame]

We're not focused on offense.

[Dawgface]

17........a damn 7 yard loss. We look like 17ing shit.

[ScottH]

Ok I'm a cynic at the moment.

4 million for this.

[msstate7]

And Shump can't even make it to the ****ing line of scrimmage. 3 ****ing fumbles, 2 on STs. But I'm nuts for raising hell about our ST play.

Dude shump got hit as soon as he got the ball. That's on oline

[RealHastings]

You guys f'n kill me. Some flukey sh*t has happened. Yes. But we are a good team and will win this game by a lot. Chill tf out.

[SallyStansbury]

I thought he was a badass too.

[starkvegasdawg]

Holy cow, guys. Chill. We're going to win this easily.
Not the point. We're playing like garbage.

[Dawg61]

Great read Dak....

This. Way to leave Shump out to dry there

[War Machine Dawg]

Haha I shoulda known Holloway would be our MVP after i bashed him all summer. Shame on me. Well done, Brandon. Do it against the big boys too though

He's the only player on offense who looks like he actually wants to be on the field. We're ridiculously flat. I knew the 9PM start was going to be hell. Teams get flat and stiff sitting in a hotel all day. We may wind up winning and winning big, but we look like hot garbage so far.

[Statecoachingblows**]

Haha I shoulda known Holloway would be our MVP after i bashed him all summer. Shame on me. Well done, Brandon. Do it against the big boys too though

Not much to go off of, but his style I guess is the word looks different to me. He's not using speed to get away from a hit but more so using his speed to make cuts and "juke" with a quick burst. At this point I'll take that positive anyway.

[HoopsDawg]

Walley just missed his assignment which led to that 7 yard loss. Walley can't block for shit.

[confucius say]

And Shump can't even make it to the ****ing line of scrimmage. 3 ****ing fumbles, 2 on STs. But I'm nuts for raising hell about our ST play.

That was on dak. He gets easy 10, may score, if he pulls it

[TrapGame]

Damn Dak.

[Coach007]

We simply are out of sink. Wake up call.

[HoopsDawg]

Dude shump got hit as soon as he got the ball. That's on oline

On Walley, not the O-line.

[msstate7]

Walley just missed his assignment which led to that 7 yard loss. Walley can't block for shit.

Then he's worthless. We need a guy that can block

[Smitty]

Booger laughing his ass off right now.

[Tbonewannabe]

We looks like we didn't expect USM to show up.

[Coach007]

And we are not running our offense either.

[HoopsDawg]

We simply are out of sink. Wake up call.

It's just been the perfect storm for USM. We are still going to blow them out.

[TrapGame]

We must have practiced for LSU instead of USM.

[confucius say]

Walley just missed his assignment which led to that 7 yard loss. Walley can't block for shit.

No he didn't. That guy was the read guy. Dak misread it. And then overthrew an open Ross. Dak got to settle down.

[mcain31]

Hopefully, we settle down now and start playing football. USM emotional high should be over now

[War Machine Dawg]

Booger laughing his ass off right now.

He should be. We're proving every media member right, including this assclown Brando.

[CadaverDawg]

As long as we put it together and win this game comfortably, it will be a good thing for us to get a road wakeup call like this to make us get our heads out of our ass. But....in order for that to be the case, we have to win.

[Dawg61]

Secondary gives up every pass

[HoopsDawg]

Please tell me that's not Deontay Evans I see out there at Safety? OMG.

[Smitty]

BBDB means that 400 yard prediction might be low

[msstate7]

Same ol defensw

[War Machine Dawg]

Still giving their WRs 8+ yards of cushion....naturally USM still wearing out the WR screen. It ain't rocket science, Manny. Press their ass and shut down that garbage.

[TXDawg]

WTF is up with our secondary? We can't stop shit.

[Dawg61]

Every single pass in the middle is wide ass open

[HancockCountyDog]

They are tackling our guys upfront.

Also, we are getting exposed in the secondary.

[CadaverDawg]

Man our defense looks like hot garbage.

[defiantdog]

Boys, are secondary is in trouble

[VandelayIndustries]

This is getting bad, make a stop

[HoopsDawg]

And just like that, he has given up 2 straight passes. I can't believe he's in there after his performance last year. He just doesn't have the coverage ability.

[War Machine Dawg]

Same ol defensw

You mean "bend but don't break" might not be the idea of our DCs? I'm shocked.*****

[CadaverDawg]

I hate the defense where you let them catch it, and then just try to tackle them quick. That is weak shit

[HancockCountyDog]

Wow, fortunate no call there.

[Dawg61]

Yes!!!! Brown!!!

[Smitty]

Hell yeah **** you you stupid ass *** punter

[SallyStansbury]

bend but don't break.

Kiss the ring.

[msstate7]

Run it!!!!!!!!!

[Coach007]

Man.... Are we rotating complete DLS and lbs in?

[Statecoachingblows**]

Tackling has improved and I'll take the blocked punt! Would prefer our secondary to quit being the ones making the tackles tho

[Dawg61]

wtf Johnson just stopped running or that's a TD come on rook

[Smitty]

Can we run that shit with Dak to keep them honest and open shit up ****

[Coach007]

Why a are we not playing our offense?

[msstate7]

Nice

[TXDawg]

Dak must have instructions to not run.

[CadaverDawg]

Dan has told Dak not to run. Thats garbage too.

[War Machine Dawg]

Why a are we not playing our offense?

Because Mullen. He does inexplicable shit. And I'm about to lose my shit with Shump in the game. Lee & Williams, please!

[Coach007]

No runs by dak.... No passes to bear.... No read options... Wtf

[Statecoachingblows**]

If we don't score here my mother in law is gonna need a new TV

[War Machine Dawg]

Dan has told Dak not to run. Thats garbage too.

You're surprised? I completely expected it. We're just trying to out-talent USM. It will work eventually, but they've got the emotion and momentum on their side.

[confucius say]

Still giving their WRs 8+ yards of cushion....naturally USM still wearing out the WR screen. It ain't rocket science, Manny. Press their ass and shut down that garbage.

Yep. Jam the hell out of them at the line and let's play man

[Dawgface]

No runs by dak.... No passes to bear.... No read options... Wtf

and no Lee or Williams.

[Dawg61]

Because Mullen. He does inexplicable shit. And I'm about to lose my shit with Shump in the game. Lee & Williams, please!

Holloway got the touch. Guess a TD grants him a touch. I'm alright with one as a reward but not two. Lol

[VandelayIndustries]

Nice play

[CadaverDawg]

Welcome, Justin

[Dawg61]

Rookie makes up for it with his first TD!!!!! Nice we've got a new weapon!!

[BrunswickDawg]

I think Justin Johnson just took Walleys spot.

[msstate7]

Ok I like Justin Johnson.

[confucius say]

Route is about to be on

[DownwardDawg]

Extremely vanilla. Extreme!!! If we win this way then I feel a little better.

[War Machine Dawg]

I think Justin Johnson just took Walleys spot.

I've thought it was just a matter of time, assuming he can block. Wallet can't block daylight.

[Statecoachingblows**]

Nice easy simple play for a td no more BS D needs a quick stop and let us get a little rhythm on offense

[confucius say]

Ok I like Justin Johnson.

Yea he is going to be a player

[Coach007]

I won't delude myself. All of this we played like crap last year... 49-0..... Right?

We, as of right now, are not a top 30 team.

[Maroonthirteen]

You're surprised? I completely expected it. We're just trying to out-talent USM. It will work eventually, but they've got the emotion and momentum on their side.

Yep. Dan is treating this like a practice (offensively). Very very dangerous.....but we playing poker for next week.

[War Machine Dawg]

Extremely vanilla. Extreme!!! If we win this way then I feel a little better.

Yep. We're flat and just trying to out-talent them. It'll work eventually, but they're playing with all the emotion and have the momentum. Plus we've barely had the ball. They'd had 6 possessions and we had run 8 offensive plays. It just sucks to not jump on them from the start.