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Originally Posted by
RossDawg82
Because he is curious????
Exactly. Like a cat.
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Major League Douche
Dak was just spotted in the football complex, in a sip and puff wheelchair, like Christopher Reeves.
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Originally Posted by
RattStevens
Dak was just spotted in the football complex, in a sip and puff wheelchair, like Christopher Reeves.
That's horrible, yet I spewed coke out of my nose.
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Here is the real unedited pic of Dak at practice.
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The truth is, Dak was trying to emulate Tim Tebow and decided to go to Africa on a mission trip and contracted ebola. The entire team now has ebola and are questionable to play against UAB.
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Originally Posted by
Dawg496
The truth is, Dak was trying to emulate Tim Tebow and decided to go to Africa on a mission trip and contracted ebola. The entire team now has ebola and are questionable to play against UAB.
It's okay. Dak's tears will cure Ebola. He just needs to cry on all of his teammates and Ebola will be cleared from them.
B.S. Geosciences, Professional Meteorology Concentration, Operational Emphasis
c/o 2015
Mississippi State University
@Norwoodwx
Leicester City FC Owner
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I can confirm that I have been seen in a boot. I may or may not play this weekend.
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His foot was removed so we could shove it farther up Ole Miss's ass.
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Rumor is that that is Dak in the middle...
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Originally Posted by
elitedawgs
This just in, they have placed Dak in a medically induced coma to ensure he can rest. There is rumor they my cryogenically freeze him and wait it out.
Three questions:
Can you unfreeze him in the middle of a game when he is needed?
Does he get to keep eligibility?
If only unfrozen for a play or two per season can he get medical redshirts?
The Liberation will not be televised--- when it arrives like lightning in the skies!
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Originally Posted by
CadaverDawg
Well, there ya go. I blame Polk.*
Ellis Johnson caused it! **
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Originally Posted by
TheRef
#YetiEffect
We determined we could buy a deep freeze and a generator cheaper than we could buy the large Yeti cooler...
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Originally Posted by
sleepy dawg
We determined we could buy a deep freeze and a generator cheaper than we could buy the large Yeti cooler...
I just laughed pretty loud in the middle of my class. I got some weird looks
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Originally Posted by
sleepy dawg
We determined we could buy a deep freeze and a generator cheaper than we could buy the large Yeti cooler...
We don't even need a cooler. Slap a Yeti sticker on it and it'll freeze right up.
B.S. Geosciences, Professional Meteorology Concentration, Operational Emphasis
c/o 2015
Mississippi State University
@Norwoodwx
Leicester City FC Owner
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Injury is worse than we feared:
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Originally Posted by
CadaverDawg
Can I have the sticker that came with the cooler?*
Cadaver, are you gonna put the Yeti sticker by the Drake sticker, Cosa sticker, Browning sticker, Mathews sticker or MSU 6 BAMA 3 sticker?
Never underestimate the power of the Maroon and White Nation.
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Originally Posted by
hells bells
Cadaver, are you gonna put the Yeti sticker by the Drake sticker, Cosa sticker, Browning sticker, Mathews sticker or MSU 6 BAMA 3 sticker?
No room next to those, but I have room between my SaltLife sticker and 26.2 sticker
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Dak is really a Drone and his foot has been sent to the lowest bidder to be repaired. Per State of Mississippi laws concerning contracts.
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