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  1. 03-20-2026, 09:25 AM #1
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    Chuck Norris

    Dead at 86.

    Let the thread begin!!!!!
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  2. 03-20-2026, 09:29 AM #2
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    Chuck Norris doesn’t die; he waits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SaintDawg View Post
    Chuck Norris doesn’t die; he waits.
    Chuck Norris lost his virginity....TWICE!

    RIP.
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  4. 03-20-2026, 11:22 AM #4
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    He goes to join his brother who was killed in Vietnam. My favorite movie was Lone Wolf McQuade.
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  5. 03-20-2026, 11:43 AM #5
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    Chuck Norris once told a woman to calm down- and she did.
    Walk like the King or walk like you don't care who the King is
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  6. 03-20-2026, 12:02 PM #6
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    Silent Rage was my favorite Chuck movie. Kinda sci-fi/action.
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  7. 03-20-2026, 12:19 PM #7
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    Chuck Norris isn’t dead. He just logged off because he was bored.
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  8. 03-20-2026, 12:42 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coach34 View Post
    Chuck Norris once told a woman to calm down- and she did.
    Chuck Norris once went to a feminist rally and came back with his shirt ironed and a sandwich.
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  9. 03-20-2026, 12:59 PM #9
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    Never disappointing!!!!!! Love these!!
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  10. 03-20-2026, 01:38 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by somebodyshotmypaw View Post
    Chuck Norris once went to a feminist rally and came back with his shirt ironed and a sandwich.
    Chuck Norris doesn't masturbate...he rapes his hand!
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  11. 03-20-2026, 01:42 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeardoMSU View Post
    Chuck Norris doesn't masturbate...he rapes his hand!
    Medicine takes Chuck Norris to feel better.
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  12. 03-20-2026, 01:43 PM #12
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    Chuck Norris once peed in the gas tank of a truck. From then on the truck was known as Optimus Prime.
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    Yall know Chuck Norris has been dead for 10 years. The Grim Reaper just now finally found the courage to tell him
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  14. 03-20-2026, 02:07 PM #14
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    Jesus finally gets an opportunity to pay Chuck Norris back for the gift of beard.
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    chuck norris once won a game of connect 4 in only 3 moves.
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    chuck uses pepper spray to season his meat
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  17. 03-20-2026, 02:29 PM #17
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    In high school Chuck Norris played the grand piano in the marching band.
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  18. 03-20-2026, 02:37 PM #18
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    Chuck Norris didn't do pushups, he pushed the earth down!
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  19. 03-20-2026, 02:39 PM #19
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    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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  20. 03-20-2026, 03:27 PM #20
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    The most famous one of all:

    Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas!
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