She's probably an Archie lovin bearshart fan. The entire state loved them when Archie was there and it lingers to this day. The aren't the true diehard, Library gloryhole Fancy types.

The Brooke's Brothers, tip toeing, beer showering, Fancy types would rather see our hotel cave in like the condo in Miami today, than see us even win the Sudoku puzzle in the hotel magazine. There is a difference in the two and I think message boards skew reality.

Because in reality, how many people do you encounter on a daily basis who would lick lead paint, drink Mercury and eat asbestos? That really is the only explanation for the KlanShart message board wastes of oxygen. If someone can explain it in a different way, please help me.