'' Sorry your...belch...lordships, maybe those lunchtime Jell-O shots were not in hindsight the best idea. Anyway, trans-fuc-keeng-parency mother foookers. That is our credo. That and exemp...exemplary cooperation. Like how we always tried to cooperate, see what I did there? Cooperate with potential students scholarly athletes. This was for the children. We care, we really care. Were hookers bought? Who can say? But it wasn't our fault. Those girls just showed up in hotel rooms and we had to provide shelter...oh shit, this isn't working. Told you assholes we should just bribe the committee. I'm out"