A. Bjork and Freeze. They're in it to win it....

B. Chancellor Whatsisname #Didn'tSignOnForThisShitstorm

C. The backroom money boys who paid for all this corruption in the first place

D. Some outside crisis management concern (Would have to be the worst one in North America)


In any normal college setting, the answer at this point would be B) but I don't think Vitter is well-positioned to go up against Archie and his megabuck friends.

So a fretful newby chancellor has to sit on his hands while the trial lawyer cabal decides the fate of Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dummer.

There is no way they don't make this even worse than it is now, and it's gonna be GREAT!


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