Ok, I know what you're thinking...."Shit, Cadaver is really hung up on this play calling shit isn't he?" Yes. Yes I am. But we're going to have fun with it now that we are in prep mode for game 2.

Since Mullen and Koenning had all motherf'ing offseason to draw up that diarrhea of a game plan.....now it's OUR turn.

Many teams script out there first 10-15 offensive play calls of the game regardless of result of the play. Let's pretend that each of us got to be OC for this week and draw up those first 10 plays. Keep in mind that you have Dak as the starter, and that this isn't a video game, but real life plays. So no Hail Mary's or double reverses every play. And I know some people know more X's and O's than others, so it can be simple things like, "screen pass to Perk", or "flea flicker".

Script the first 10 offensive plays of the next game if YOU were the OC.......Go...