Quotes from television, theatre, silver screen, poetry and literature will be accepted. Also feel free to include a bonus.

Here are mine:

FOOTBALL- "Men at some time are masters of their fates; The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." -Cassius, from Julius Caesar

BASKETBALL: "My sister has mistaken me for a mushroom. She keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit." -Tyrion Lannister, from A Storm of Swords

BASEBALL: "There is now... a level zero." -Master Shifu, from Kung Fu Panda


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BONUS: "Once you've accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you." -John Cohen*** from NOT, it was really Tyrion Lannister, from A Game of Thrones