Tiger won't be back until he embraces "Evil Tiger" and stops faking who he is to the media and fans. He should ditch the red shirt and go all black. Wear sunglasses, start smoking and never ever talk to anyone. Bang a billion sluts and parade them around like Hefner. Be who he is. A total scumbag that beats the piss out of everyone on the golf course and all the nasty sluts in his path. Be Evil Tiger. Get sponsored by Wild Turkey and Marlboro reds. Scare the shit outta grandma. Be Evil Tiger. He will find he becomes more popular the more evil he becomes and he will start winning again. Embracing Evil Tiger is the key to success for him. Turn to the dark side Evil Tiger.