As I was getting harassed this evening by some OM trolls about recruiting on twitter while I cooked on the grill- it made me think of how much they love imaginary, mythical titles.

They claim 3 National Titles- hell, Freezus claims 3 BCS titles in tweets- but the AP nor the Coaches Poll has ever had them #1 in a final poll. Claiming a Simon and Garfunkel National Title as they do really shows their imagination. The Better Homes and Garden Title they won back when football was lily white is great fodder for celebration.

They also hang their hat on the annual February Recruiting Title. They win this every season for the state of Mississippi- or at least I've been told by them they have for the last 15 years- and holy shit Batman- they finished 3rd in the SEC for 2013 Recruiting Title.

As much as they love these mythical titles, and we know they have never lost a party- has anyone ever been invited to one of their Recruiting Title Reunions? I bet those mf'ers are fun. Champagne, party shrimp, fondue....a good bourbon....I bet it's great. I imagine Dixie playing like it's 1962 all over again as the video of each document coming thru the fax machine is shown on the wall. #OldTimesThereAreNotForgotten