"4th and Lebby" is the phrase I'm putting forward for your approval to describe our offense in 4th down situations.

I swear. I have never seen a coach who is such a consistent 4th down failure. At least once per game (and often more times than one) our 4th down genius goes for it when we should punt or kick a FG instead, and/or doesn't go for it when we should. It is like he thinks he understands football psychology better than anyone in the history of the game. That's why he doesn't take the points in the first quarter and stuff like that. He thinks we're going to lose if we don't get 6 on some 1st quarter drive and what happens is we lose because he doesn't tale the 3 and puts us behind the eight ball. Stuff like that. It's maddening. He's not nearly as smart as he thinks he is. Don't forget hurry up offense in the 4th quarter against Texas. There were so many times in that game that one logical decision would've put Bevo on ice. But logic doesn't live in Lebbyville.