Ole Miss fans now look like total morons trying to spin this Freeze to Auburn news into excitement. I'm tripping out watching them all try online to make it out like Lane turned down Auburn and that they won the head coaching sweepstakes. Hahaha

So let me get this straight....

Kiffin was the GOAT to you guys when you were 8-3 (yes, 8-3) and had just been completely demolished by Arkansas. Yes the Arkansas that just lost to Mizzou. In fact, you were so scared you were going to lose the coach that got you to the incredible 8-3 record, that you nearly doubled his salary in a completely panic filled, desperate, financially irresponsible attempt to lure him away from Auburn, whom you had been told was after him hard.

THEN, Kiffin proceeds to get thumped by State, and you immediately start shitting on him and acting like you WANT him to go to Auburn because "he can't even beat sorry MSU"....yes, the MSU that has the same record as Kiffin and Ole Miss, and has now finished above them in all rankings, including the SEC. Saying things like "take him, Auburn...we don't want his sorry ass anymore", etc.

NOW, you find out that Auburn is not hiring your guy, but instead is hiring a guy that actually has the Substance on his resume, not just the flash. They are hiring a guy that has actually beaten Saban twice, which is their goal. And what do you dipshits do?? You start acting like the guy you've been calling a bag of shit the last two days, is now the GOAT again and that he "turned down Auburn for Ole Miss"...and now you are ELATED to retain a coach that went 8-4 with a loss to Mike Leach at home to end the year. A year in which you started 7-0, and finished 8-4, and 4th in the West behind MSU.

So to my State brethren, do not allow these imbeciles to act like they "expect more than 8-4" like they try to act like. No, no, no, no, no....QUITE the opposite actually....you Ole Miss clowns not only LOVE 8-4, you double coaches salaries for going 8-4 and getting whipped on your home field by State. THAT is Ole Miss. THAT is your "expectation". THAT is why you aren't shit, and will never be shit. THAT is why everyone in this State and in this conference laughs at you like the irrelevant pieces of arrogant shit that you are. Because in your bubble you matter...but to the outside world, you're nothing. You and A&M are the only SEC schools in 30 years that haven't made it to Atlanta. That's who you are. You're a program that is now 16-14 to State in your last 30. You are now behind us, all while thinking you're winning. And you're the only one in the room that doesn't realize YOU are the one everyone is snickering about.

Enjoy it. Nobody deserves it more.