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  1. 11-19-2022, 10:24 AM #1
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    Kiffin Health Update

    I don't have it fully confirmed yet, but I'm hearing that Kiffin is having surgery Sunday Nov 26th at about 6:30 PM to have a stage 4 cancerous cyst fully removed from his dick and balls. Apparently the thing has been riding his dick nonstop. Apparently the cancer is attracted to hanging second place in the division banners and an age differential in sex that fosters a child of 20+.

    Dr. John Cohen will be performing the surgery not only pro bono, but actually some interested scientists are going to be paying him in the nine figure range to separate the cancer from him. At this time we need to pray for a successful surgery and wish Lane and his illegitimate family peace and comfort.

    Rumor is the cancer is tired of losing its attachment to future senators so it's next top targets to infect will either have been involved in rape coverup (Lebby) or killing people (Durkin). Nothing but the worst for the cancer.



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  2. 11-19-2022, 10:40 AM #2
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    LOL!!!

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  3. 11-19-2022, 01:39 PM #3
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    Is this the results of the old miss co-ed effect.
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