Let's get Limerick Tuesday rolling

[Bo Darville]

Their coach has teeth like a Beaver
He's also the great deceiver
but we have a QB on the team
his number is fourteen
He will make the Bears a believer

[Behrdawg]

**** you Rebels
**** you real hard

There- I said it

[Bo Darville]

They attended a play for class
They hollered things that were crass
But Nkemdiche thought it wrong
With a picture holding his dong
He likes to take it in the ass

[Bo Darville]

Ole Miss has things that are neat
Like wearing a white hood and sheet
Brassell smoking weed
Powe couldn't read
And Yancy who's light on his feet

[CJDAWG85]

**** you Rebels
**** you real hard

There- I said it

Right here.... Winner

[starkvegasdawg]

They got the best players money can buy
Their coach crosses his fingers when he says he won’t lie
But Thanksgiving night it gets real
As those bears will learn how it feels
To have a bulldog make them curl up and cry

[Dawg61]

The Grooooooooooooooooooooooooooove is a special place
Said Eli with cocaine all over his face
We hanging chandeliers up in here
And Nkemdiche's yelling at some queer
Bucky Freezus is a disgrace

[Bo Darville]

I'm frum Wane county and I'm a Poet
I kant beleeve u did not no it
I kood not hardly reed
but my play they did need
My future is grass and i mo it

[CJDAWG85]

This Thursday the Bears will get bit
Worse than the Pike house where Bo go hit
To Dan we all beg
Please win us the Egg
But seriously where the **** is IT?

[EnterpriseDawg]

Ole Piss has a coach named Bucky
His great recruiting class is more than just lucky
They charm high school kids with cash
Current female students give up the ass
Because their fans were tired of being so sucky.

[FlabLoser]

STRONG entries.

[slickdawg]

There once was a coach named Freeze
That thought that he had contracted fleas
And that point guard had tight abs
But he didn't know about the crabs
Or whatever makes it burn when he pees

[Political Hack]

It was hard to fight against those 'roll tide roll's
we got some injuries that left us some holes
but this is the week the whole state cares
so go to hell you ole miss bears
and along the way we'll ban some trolls.

[slickdawg]

So Nkemdiche likes to take selfie pics
With other men and his dick
The number one recruit
Likes to take it up the poop chute
I won't even ask what he licks

[slickdawg]

There once was a QB named Bo
That decided Ole Miss is where he would go
Because the Western Union has cash
And the girls give up that ass
That's all you need to know

[jimbo352]

Freeze is a big toothed ****
who doesn't' know how to punt
but Mullen is truly uncanny
and Bo still throws like a tranny
It's time to let the dawgs hunt.

[slickdawg]

There once was a recruit named Treadwell
Who could catch the ball really well
He couldn't run routes or block
So they brought in Sandra Bullock
And now he eats free at Taco Bell

[slickdawg]

There one was a rapper named Wale
That helped Ole Miss sling that tiger by the tail
When it came to Mizzou
Tony Dungy really blew
And the bears really failed

[Bo Darville]

There once was a coach named Freeze
Who I''ll bet sits down when he pees
But to the masses he preaches
For the cash the recruit reaches
It makes signing day a breeze

[EnterpriseDawg]

The point spread we will cover
When Mullen tells Bucky to bend over
The women's basketball coach will yell
When his hind end starts to swell
On the tolet seat he will hover.