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Thread: Things you would rather do than listen to Beth Mowins- 70's and 80's Edition

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrunswickDawg View Post
    I thought these were supposed to be things we wouldn't enjoy. Bar hopin' with the Snow Man would likely end up at Mac's and we'd all be signing about Roberta!
    bar hopping with Cleatus would also likely mean you got your ass kicked
    Walk like the King or walk like you don't care who the King is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leroy Jenkins View Post
    Go to the theater with Malcolm McDowell.

    Oh good one. But he did have benefits in the end.

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    Go to the dentist with Dustin Hoffman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coach34 View Post
    bar hopping with Cleatus would also likely mean you got your ass kicked
    Like being in a bar "In Jackson Mississippi on a Saturday night" and having to tip my hat to the lady.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coach34 View Post
    trick or treat in Haddonfield, Illinois
    I would actually LOVE THAT
    Romans 5:8

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrunswickDawg View Post
    Outstanding
    Romans 5:8

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    Quote Originally Posted by parabrave View Post
    Like being in a bar "In Jackson Mississippi on a Saturday night" and having to tip my hat to the lady.
    Don't forget to kick ole "green-teeth" in the knee***

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coach34 View Post
    bar hopping with Cleatus would also likely mean you got your ass kicked
    Look, Cleatus might not have been able to handle those bikers at Lamar's - but he damn sure knew how to get revenge

    "After dealing with Ole Miss for over a year," he said, "I've learned to expect their leadership to do and say things that the leadership at other Division I schools would never consider doing and to justify their actions by reminding themselves that "We're Ole Miss.""
    - Tom Mars, Esq. 4.9.18

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    Downvotes_Hype

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeardoMSU View Post
    Don't forget to kick ole "green-teeth" in the knee***
    All my Long hair fell out. I bet the Dew Drop in was around Bryam/ I know he wasn't talking about the Cherokee Inn, the one on State Streeet.

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    Sleep with Lorena Bobbit
    CAN'T PUT A SADDLE ON A MUSTANG

    Quit Your Bi$&$&?!, He's Not Going to Run the Ball More

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    Drive bamboo shoots under my finger nails!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShotgunDawg View Post
    Sleep with Lorena Bobbit
    Ouch! that is serious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShotgunDawg View Post
    Sleep with Lorena Bobbit
    If you're gonna hit The Bobbit leave when you're done. Don't be sleeping with the dick slayer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShotgunDawg View Post
    Sleep with Lorena Bobbit
    Showing my age, but dang, I just looked that story up. Frick that sucks!

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    Have John Holmes tell me to bend over.

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    Ok Scooba Pin this thread in the all time greats. And we haven't even heard from Jack or TUSK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by parabrave View Post
    Ok Scooba Pin this thread in the all time greats. And we haven't even heard from Jack or TUSK.
    I agree this has been a great one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by starkvegasdawg View Post
    Have John Holmes tell me to bend over.
    And SVD wins the Boner award/

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