Quote Originally Posted by fieldcorporal View Post
Dude. It was a (bad) joke.

I had gout, bad, 10 years ago. It sucks, completely and totally. It will make you wanna cry.

I did all the diet things - I must have drank and eaten all the cherry juice/cherries grown in the US. Quit drinking beer and anything else. No pork. No tuna, none of the uric acid causing stuff. Still had bad flare-ups.

I started taking Uloric when it was $$new$$. Haven't had a flareup in 10 years. I drink all the beer I want, eat what I want, but I NEVER miss taking my uloric.

Better living through chemistry.
I gotcha. Sorry about that. It went right over my head!!!