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    Where's the toilet paper thread

    Post any stores you come across with toilet paper. Gotta talk about something.

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    I shit in the woods/bushes like a real man. Saves money.

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    Rebel Rags perhaps.

    Haven't been there but heard.....

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    I bought 10 cases 2 weeks ago. Yes I'm greedy.

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    I'm not giving up my asswipe source! Pound sand!**

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cooterpoot View Post
    Post any stores you come across with toilet paper. Gotta talk about something.
    Rammey's had toilet paper enough for Brandon this morning.

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    Here is a idea. Buy paper napkins for the emergency. They come by the 1000's cheap.

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    Just saw a woman buy 8 packs 12 roll toilet paper. What the hell people.

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    I walked in from work tonight and found none in the house. The local Winn Dixie had 3 packs of Charmin and a whole row of Cottonelle. Obviously, the citizens of Brunswick, Ga have discerning asses and are too good for Cottonelle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cooterpoot View Post
    Post any stores you come across with toilet paper. Gotta talk about something.
    I try to time my shitz to happen prior to shower time. That way I clean my ass with a washcloth.

    Sometimes it doesn't work out right, though. I had to sacrifice my briefs and one of my socks in a Texaco restroom in Durant, MS one time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaroonFlounder View Post
    I try to time my shitz to happen prior to shower time. That way I clean my ass with a washcloth.

    Sometimes it doesn't work out right, though. I had to sacrifice my briefs and one of my socks in a Texaco restroom in Durant, MS one time.
    Lol

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    Unlike hurricanes, this is going to stick around for a while

    yes, people will be ridiculous in the short term, but the idiots won't need toilet paper for a while, so once the new shipment comes in, there should be plenty to buy
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    that's the problem there. not enough for production for that crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrunswickDawg View Post
    I walked in from work tonight and found none in the house. The local Winn Dixie had 3 packs of Charmin and a whole row of Cottonelle. Obviously, the citizens of Brunswick, Ga have discerning asses and are too good for Cottonelle.
    Charmin is out of stock at the Walmarts here in the Dallas area too. Small amounts of of other brands, but no Charmin.
    There's someone in my head but its not me.

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    Go to any Kroger in the morning and they will have some. By the end of the day they will be gone. Rameys in Brandon had a good supply yesterday but this afternoon it was getting low.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShotgunDawg View Post
    Unlike hurricanes, this is going to stick around for a while

    yes, people will be ridiculous in the short term, but the idiots won't need toilet paper for a while, so once the new shipment comes in, there should be plenty to buy
    The rush will be over in a few days. Then it will get back to normal. Everyone would have gotten their 14 days supply and it will go back to normal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Lambert View Post
    Go to any Kroger in the morning and they will have some. By the end of the day they will be gone. Rameys in Brandon had a good supply yesterday but this afternoon it was getting low.
    What I did this morning. Was there bright and early and got myself a pack and a pack for my mom. Even at 7:30 it was severely picked over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShotgunDawg View Post
    Unlike hurricanes, this is going to stick around for a while

    yes, people will be ridiculous in the short term, but the idiots won't need toilet paper for a while, so once the new shipment comes in, there should be plenty to buy
    True. I read an article this morning that there's a toilet paper manufacturer somewhere in Alabama (who knew?) that said they could meet the demand.

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