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    84 year old Lady wins..........

    a new Altima at the Ole Piss basketball game. Putt for a car and she made it from one end of the floor to the other. I bet Cannon is about ready to pull these new car promotions!
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    Cannon is having to pony up lately

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    Quote Originally Posted by West Tn Dawg View Post
    a new Altima at the Ole Piss basketball game. Putt for a car and she made it from one end of the floor to the other. I bet Cannon is about ready to pull these new car promotions!
    That new Altima is a fantastic sedan. Got the wife one. She loves it.

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    An old man...turned 98. He won the lottery. Died the next day. Isn't it ironic. Don't you think? A little too ironic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by starkvegasdawg View Post
    An old man...turned 98. He won the lottery. Died the next day. Isn't it ironic. Don't you think? A little too ironic.
    That would be a jagged little pill to swallow

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    Don't think that is ironic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by starkvegasdawg View Post
    An old man...turned 98. He won the lottery. Died the next day. Isn't it ironic. Don't you think? A little too ironic.
    God herself...


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    Quote Originally Posted by KOdawg1 View Post
    Cannon is having to pony up lately
    They have insurance on it. Doesn't cost much. Like a hole in one insurance at a golf tourney.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord McBuckethead View Post
    Don't think that is ironic.
    It's coincidence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skydawg1 View Post
    It's coincidence.
    Correct, just a sucky thing but not irony.

    Irony, is winning the lottery, after pledging the winnings to charity. But you made the pledge thinking you would never win. Or you can’t pay a debt of $2000 so you hand over a $5 power ball ticket as your last asset- and it pays your creditor $500M.

    One thing has to relate to the other.

    For Smootness: The power ball ticket would need to handed over spitefully and facetiously, then it's irony. I meant that but I was typing on a phone.
    Last edited by The Federalist Engineer; 02-24-2020 at 10:31 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Federalist Engineer View Post
    Correct, just a sucky thing but not irony.

    Irony, is winning the lottery, after pledging the winnings to charity. But you made the pledge thinking you would never win. Or you can’t pay a debt of $2000 so you hand over a $5 power ball ticket as your last asset- and it pays your creditor $500M.

    One thing has to relate to the other.
    Eh, those aren't really irony, either.

    Irony would be winning the lottery, then dying of the shock of winning the lottery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord McBuckethead View Post
    Don't think that is ironic.
    Agreed. It’s more like having 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeastMan View Post
    Agreed. It’s more like having 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
    CAN'T PUT A SADDLE ON A MUSTANG

    Quit Your Bi$&$&?!, He's Not Going to Run the Ball More

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    Quote Originally Posted by smootness View Post
    Eh, those aren't really irony, either.

    Irony would be winning the lottery, then dying of the shock of winning the lottery.
    Eh, No

    Only if you died of shock after saying you could never be fazed by money and had been known to scold others about it.

    Things gotta be related and there has to be a twist

    But dying of shock would suck.

    This link is not irony, but it's the greatest lottery prank in a television program

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZGxptI3InY

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    No, what I posted is definitely irony.

    You could argue it would make it more ironic if you wrote a book on more money leading to a longer life, then entered the lottery in an effort to win and prove the argument, then did win and died of the shock of winning the lottery.

    Yeah, that would be more ironic.
    Last edited by smootness; 02-24-2020 at 11:54 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smootness View Post
    No, what I posted is definitely irony.

    You could argue it would make it more ironic if you wrote a book on more money leading to a longer life, then entered the lottery in an effort to win and prove the argument, then did win and died of the shock of winning the lottery.

    Yeah, that would be more ironic.
    It would be like a no smoking sign on your cigarette break

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    Did they make the football player give it up>>???

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    Quote Originally Posted by lastmajordog View Post
    Did they make the football player give it up>>???
    It's a free ride when you've already paid

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    Quote Originally Posted by TUSK View Post


    [from same film as above, lol]

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