It's Amazing How Much Ole Miss Sucks at Sports

[ShotgunDawg]

Sheesh it must suck to be those guys.

- Won 4 games in football and are on probation

- Neither the men's or women's basketball team has won a conference game.

- Hired a football coach that has been fired from multiple jobs and goes by Joey Freshwater

- Baseball team is preseason top 25 but won't be ranked after week 1 and will likely finish last in the SEC West.

Brutal athletic department

[Tripp McNeely]

Hate to disrupt this thread, because I never wanna derail some bear bashing, but their men?s team did win a conference game yesterday

[ShotgunDawg]

Hate to disrupt this thread, because I never wanna derail some bear bashing, but their men?s team did win a conference game yesterday

Damn. I didn't realize that.

Even so, they really really suck at everything.

They aren't built to win. Something about their school culture doesn't allow it.

[ShotgunDawg]

How do they have fans and why do those people choose to subject themselves to a lifetime of losing at most everything?

[RocketDawg]

How do they have fans and why do those people choose to subject themselves to a lifetime of losing at most everything?

They concentrate on academics. **

[Todd4State]

Damn. I didn't realize that.

Even so, they really really suck at everything.

They aren't built to win. Something about their school culture doesn't allow it.

They're only good in baseball because we allowed it. Bianco who they hate is probably the best coach up there right now.

Football they suck because they cheated and they can't help but be Ole Miss. Have to run everyone's nose in it when they cheated. Just like the Egg Bowl. They're coming back and get the momentum...but nope got to rub "Moo U's" face in it by doing the Metcalf celebration. Guess what? They get moved back because of it and miss the extra point and lose. All because they can't help but be Ole Miss.

[Todd4State]

How do they have fans and why do those people choose to subject themselves to a lifetime of losing at most everything?

Well, even Tulane and Rice has fans. There are always going to be die hards. Their culture- not the racist part- but the small college town stuff does appeal to some college kids. Like those that can't get into Georgia or Texas.

[R2Dawg]

Damn. I didn't realize that.

Even so, they really really suck at everything.

They aren't built to win. Something about their school culture doesn't allow it.

But you forgot one thing, they win recruiting all the time. After all that is all that matters right.

[MedDawg]

Sheesh it must suck to be those guys.

- Won 4 games in football and are on probation

- Neither the men's or women's basketball team has won a conference game.

- Hired a football coach that has been fired from multiple jobs and goes by Joey Freshwater

- Baseball team is preseason top 25 but won't be ranked after week 1 and will likely finish last in the SEC West.

Brutal athletic department

Softball team was decent then they fired their coach after a scandal. And he might not have done what he was accused of.

[Dawgbite]

Just remember, they are the Flagship University in this state, their commercial just told me so.

[Coursesuper]

Well, even Tulane and Rice has fans. There are always going to be die hards. Their culture- not the racist part- but the small college town stuff does appeal to some college kids. Like those that can't get into Georgia or Texas.

It's not the small town college stuff that appeals to those kids. It's the elitist nature there that they flock to. And they sell it well, I had several members that sent kids up there from NOLA and that's what they bought into.

[dawgday166]

They're only good in baseball because we allowed it. Bianco who they hate is probably the best coach up there right now.

Football they suck because they cheated and they can't help but be Ole Miss. Have to run everyone's nose in it when they cheated. Just like the Egg Bowl. They're coming back and get the momentum...but nope got to rub "Moo U's" face in it by doing the Metcalf celebration. Guess what? They get moved back because of it and miss the extra point and lose. All because they can't help but be Ole Miss.

I don't think they suck in football cause they cheated. They just got a slap on the wrist for that. They suck cause Freeze got busted with that massage parlor's number on his cell phone ... and then got fired.

[dawgday166]

But you forgot one thing, they win recruiting all the time. After all that is all that matters right.

Not in women's hoops they don't. Vic croots his ass off. And coaches even better.

[Todd4State]

It's not the small town college stuff that appeals to those kids. It's the elitist nature there that they flock to. And they sell it well, I had several members that sent kids up there from NOLA and that's what they bought into.

I agree. You just worded it a lot better than I did.

[Todd4State]

I don't think they suck in football cause they cheated. They just got a slap on the wrist for that. They suck cause Freeze got busted with that massage parlor's number on his cell phone ... and then got fired.

They may have gotten a slap on the wrist but the NCAA dragging it out definitely had a major effect on them and their class. They were able to keep AJ and Metcalf and still had losing seasons with them and their best finish was 6-6. The reality is Hugh Freeze was their perfect coach for them. He was willing to cheat, into recruiting as much as they were and willing to be dirty, had an offense that bended the rules at the time, and tried to hide behind his Christian persona so if you questioned anything you're not a good person and need to re-evaluate your spiritual life. And he beat Dan, Bama, and LSU.

And much like their program it was all a house of cards that wasn't going to last.

They're expecting Kiffin to basically be Freeze 2.0. At least that's what they are hoping for.

[RougeDawg]

Just remember, they are the Flagship University in this state, their commercial just told me so.

Well that flagship sank to the bottom of the Gulf decades ago.

[Coursesuper]

Well that flagship sank to the bottom of the Gulf decades ago.

She went down off the mouth of Mobile Bay mid 1864.

[OLJWales]

Just wondering how many of my insurance premium dollars ends up in oxfart is reason enough to hate them. Hating Ole Piss gives me another reason to root for tort reform.

The are the Parasitic Cockroaches of the South who think their "unique club" puts them above the rest of the "peons" who don't have proper "culture".

Without systemic cheating and total lack of institutional control, these nasty maggots would not be able to field anything close to a division I football team.

Anybody with an IQ of a garden slug knows that black players only choose ole piss over another better school is due to illegal cash. that's the only way they come. Only. Ole piss' option is to play within the "gentlemen's agreements" and crumble or do some outbidding. "An offer they couldn't refuse" is their only recourse to stay relevant. (or semi-relevant)

Yea, I said it.

[drummerdawg]

But you forgot one thing, they win recruiting all the time. After all that is all that matters right.

No they don't. Moorhead recruited better, Howland and Vic recruit better. Depends on the year for baseball, but more often than not they're behind us. Outside of beating Mullen in recruiting a few times they've sucked.

[Todd4State]

No they don't. Moorhead recruited better, Howland and Vic recruit better. Depends on the year for baseball, but more often than not they're behind us. Outside of beating Mullen in recruiting a few times they've sucked.

They are the kings of manipulating football recruiting rankings.