I appreciate the OP's post, and the balls to actually post it....

However, I'm a straight up "bald eagle" type cat.... I'm actually on record having thrown a set of clippers at a chick's grape as early as Summer 1990...

Given that, I hear that the "bush" is back... all be it not the 70s style (thank god)... but, against my wishes, it's "grown" beyond the "airstrip", "heart" design, and "soul patch"...

I'm not down with that.

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