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    Like the man said when he got his pecker caught in the lawnmower...

    It won't be long now.
    Everyone wants to be a beast...until its time to do what beasts do.

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    Lol!!

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    LOL - never heard that one ! Pray tell , what are you referring ? ? ?

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    Ouch!

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    Actually if it was long enough to reach the lawnmower even if it took a third of it, it would still be pretty damn long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Lambert View Post
    Actually if it was long enough to reach the lawnmower even if it took a third of it, it would still be pretty damn long.
    Not when you're dry humping it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by RIdog View Post
    LOL - never heard that one ! Pray tell , what are you referring ? ? ?
    'Crootin
    Everyone wants to be a beast...until its time to do what beasts do.

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    I don't know if I could get the deck low enough

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    There's these two ole boys. Pissing off a bridge. One says the waters cold. The other says its deep. I believe one of em was from Arkansas. Um Hum

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElitedawgRecruiting View Post
    There's these two ole boys. Pissing off a bridge. One says the waters cold. The other says its deep. I believe one of em was from Arkansas. Um Hum

    That was in Peoria , Illinois - gotta give Richard Pryor credit too .

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