You get two questions for freeze. Go...

[confucius say]

If you are in Hoover and have two questions for him, what would they be? Also, do you think either will be asked?

For me: 1) do you support the university's use of the phrase "ole miss" for it's athletic teams, and 2) are you aware of any impropriety in the recruitment of tunsil.

Neither will be asked.

[Jacksondevildog]

1. Can you eat corn off the cob through a barbed wire fence?
2. If so, how do you do it?

[Dallas_Dawg]

1. Can you eat corn off the cob through a barbed wire fence?
2. If so, how do you do it?

I believe the phrase is "eat corn through a picket fence".

1. What coaching techniques that you learned coaching girls basketball best translate to the football field?
2. How much money did Florida offer you to become their head coach that you "turned down?"

[Jacksondevildog]

I believe you may be right.

I believe the phrase is "eat corn through a picket fence".

1. What coaching techniques that you learned coaching girls basketball best translate to the football field?
2. How much money did Florida offer you to become their head coach that you "turned down?"

[Dallas_Dawg]

I believe you may be right.

Funny nonetheless

[dawgoneyall]

1. What do you think about high coaches getting personal with high school coeds?

2. Are you serious?

[starkvegasdawg]

Do you have a problem with splinters in your tongue?

Do you find it hard to believe that most of your fan base swallows your hypocrisy like a hooker behind a bowling alley?

[MetEdDawg]

1) With all of your recruiting success, how is it that you haven't been able to finish ahead of MSU in the West since you've been the head coach?
2) What kind of bait do you use to hook the players... I mean fish in your twitter photos?

ETA: 3rd question if time: If a BearShark craps in the woods, would it be called a BearShart?

[DanDority]

1. What are your thoughts of the school you're employed by having a nickname "some" have deemed "offensive"?
2. Do you like having Dixie played by your band at games?

Remember they started this shit fight, well I can play too.

[BeardoMSU]

1) When will the South Rise Again?
2) If you were alive 6,000 years ago, what would your pet dinosaur be?

[CadaverDawg]

1) Does God look kindly on your self proclaimed righteousness while doing filthy recruiting tactics behind closed doors?

2) Would Jesus, your kids, or the country approve of the things you allow to go on in your recruiting if all things were made public?

[messageboardsuperhero]

Who do you think you are?

What gives you the right?

[BeardoMSU]

Who do you think you are?

What gives you the right?

Ha! Well done.

I'd like to change my first question. Lets see how deep his "faith" runs....

[TrapGame]

1) How much do you pay your ole miss alumni dentist? (Side comment: Whatever it is it's not enough.)

2) And, does your dentist's daughter blow recruits on big recruiting weekends?

[DeltaDawg]

1. Does Hugh Kellenberger drag his teeth or is he experienced?
2. Would you rather fight 10 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?

[PassInterference]

1. What did you and Tee Shepard talk about into the wee hours on signing day (during a dead period)?

2. What did it take to flip him from MSU the morning of signing day?

[ShotgunDawg]

But we all know it will be this:

[Maroonthirteen]

How's the NCAA investigation going?

Do you plan to minister Shep's marriage to his partner?

[Jack Lambert]

Do you have a problem with splinters in your tongue?

Pretty damn funny.