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    Quote Originally Posted by RossDawg82 View Post
    Because he is curious????
    Exactly. Like a cat.

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    Dak was just spotted in the football complex, in a sip and puff wheelchair, like Christopher Reeves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RattStevens View Post
    Dak was just spotted in the football complex, in a sip and puff wheelchair, like Christopher Reeves.
    That's horrible, yet I spewed coke out of my nose.

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    Here is the real unedited pic of Dak at practice.


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    The truth is, Dak was trying to emulate Tim Tebow and decided to go to Africa on a mission trip and contracted ebola. The entire team now has ebola and are questionable to play against UAB.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg496 View Post
    The truth is, Dak was trying to emulate Tim Tebow and decided to go to Africa on a mission trip and contracted ebola. The entire team now has ebola and are questionable to play against UAB.
    It's okay. Dak's tears will cure Ebola. He just needs to cry on all of his teammates and Ebola will be cleared from them.
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    I can confirm that I have been seen in a boot. I may or may not play this weekend.


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    His foot was removed so we could shove it farther up Ole Miss's ass.

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    Rumor is that that is Dak in the middle...


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    Quote Originally Posted by elitedawgs View Post
    This just in, they have placed Dak in a medically induced coma to ensure he can rest. There is rumor they my cryogenically freeze him and wait it out.
    Three questions:

    Can you unfreeze him in the middle of a game when he is needed?

    Does he get to keep eligibility?

    If only unfrozen for a play or two per season can he get medical redshirts?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CadaverDawg View Post
    Well, there ya go. I blame Polk.*
    Ellis Johnson caused it! **

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRef View Post
    #YetiEffect
    We determined we could buy a deep freeze and a generator cheaper than we could buy the large Yeti cooler...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sleepy dawg View Post
    We determined we could buy a deep freeze and a generator cheaper than we could buy the large Yeti cooler...
    I just laughed pretty loud in the middle of my class. I got some weird looks

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    Quote Originally Posted by sleepy dawg View Post
    We determined we could buy a deep freeze and a generator cheaper than we could buy the large Yeti cooler...
    We don't even need a cooler. Slap a Yeti sticker on it and it'll freeze right up.
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    Injury is worse than we feared:


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    Quote Originally Posted by CadaverDawg View Post
    Can I have the sticker that came with the cooler?*
    Cadaver, are you gonna put the Yeti sticker by the Drake sticker, Cosa sticker, Browning sticker, Mathews sticker or MSU 6 BAMA 3 sticker?


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    Quote Originally Posted by hells bells View Post
    Cadaver, are you gonna put the Yeti sticker by the Drake sticker, Cosa sticker, Browning sticker, Mathews sticker or MSU 6 BAMA 3 sticker?
    No room next to those, but I have room between my SaltLife sticker and 26.2 sticker

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    Dak is really a Drone and his foot has been sent to the lowest bidder to be repaired. Per State of Mississippi laws concerning contracts.

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    Can foot Dak can?
    Can

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