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  1. 07-14-2014, 03:49 PM #1
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    So I'm sitting here on the beach

    Right by the water and an ole miss fan has been sitting next to us - just as an aside I'm surprised he's not at a much more prestigious location - hasn't said a word til now. He finally says he can't believe I haven't traded in my hat yet. Then he guesses I'll have to keep it cause the trash cans are all full. Laughed at me.

    Told him if he'd give me his I'd shine the egg bowl trophy with it. He didn't laugh and left.

    I laughed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDogFather View Post
    Right by the water and an ole miss fan has been sitting next to us - just as an aside I'm surprised he's not at a much more prestigious location - hasn't said a word til now. He finally says he can't believe I haven't traded in my hat yet. Then he guesses I'll have to keep it cause the trash cans are all full. Laughed at me.

    Told him if he'd give me his I'd shine the egg bowl trophy with it. He didn't laugh and left.

    I laughed.
    Too bad you didn't have a tablet with you, then you could have just pulled up the Youtube video "Ole Miss Tradition"...they love that one....

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDogFather View Post
    Right by the water and an ole miss fan has been sitting next to us - just as an aside I'm surprised he's not at a much more prestigious location - hasn't said a word til now. He finally says he can't believe I haven't traded in my hat yet. Then he guesses I'll have to keep it cause the trash cans are all full. Laughed at me.

    Told him if he'd give me his I'd shine the egg bowl trophy with it. He didn't laugh and left.

    I laughed.
    Nice.

    Just to comment on your "aside" comment... Don't you understand how this works? He'll post pics on facebook of Gulf Shores or some such, but for "elite" circlejerk of Bear friends, he'll also pass them off as pics of Cancun or some similar location.****
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    He might have been there to evangelize to the less fortunate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDogFather View Post
    Right by the water and an ole miss fan has been sitting next to us - just as an aside I'm surprised he's not at a much more prestigious location - hasn't said a word til now. He finally says he can't believe I haven't traded in my hat yet. Then he guesses I'll have to keep it cause the trash cans are all full. Laughed at me.

    Told him if he'd give me his I'd shine the egg bowl trophy with it. He didn't laugh and left.

    I laughed.
    You should have told him that you'd wipe your nuts with it.
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    Nice retort.

    What is it about other fans that makes them believe they can f*ck with us but we are not allowed to enter that joke zone with them? Is it simply football history?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDogFather View Post
    Right by the water and an ole miss fan has been sitting next to us - just as an aside I'm surprised he's not at a much more prestigious location - hasn't said a word til now. He finally says he can't believe I haven't traded in my hat yet. Then he guesses I'll have to keep it cause the trash cans are all full. Laughed at me.

    Told him if he'd give me his I'd shine the egg bowl trophy with it. He didn't laugh and left.

    I laughed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDogFather View Post
    Right by the water and an ole miss fan has been sitting next to us - just as an aside I'm surprised he's not at a much more prestigious location - hasn't said a word til now. He finally says he can't believe I haven't traded in my hat yet. Then he guesses I'll have to keep it cause the trash cans are all full. Laughed at me.

    Told him if he'd give me his I'd shine the egg bowl trophy with it. He didn't laugh and left.

    I laughed.
    Well played, sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDogFather View Post
    Right by the water and an ole miss fan has been sitting next to us - just as an aside I'm surprised he's not at a much more prestigious location - hasn't said a word til now. He finally says he can't believe I haven't traded in my hat yet. Then he guesses I'll have to keep it cause the trash cans are all full. Laughed at me.

    Told him if he'd give me his I'd shine the egg bowl trophy with it. He didn't laugh and left.

    I laughed.
    If he wasn't Denzel Nkemdouchee, he'd a whooped yo ass.
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    Was it this guy?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtWHCoi3a_k

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    Quote Originally Posted by Intramural All-American View Post
    Was it this guy?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtWHCoi3a_k

    Oh....my.....God.....

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    Dear Lord, please do not allow my children to act like complete tools on social media when they get of age.
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    That poor kid can't even get laid in Oxford!!!!!!
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    I love how jeans are a big no-no but tennis shoes are "kind of on the tacky side." But sneakers with slacks is my go-to look!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDogFather View Post
    Right by the water and an ole miss fan has been sitting next to us - just as an aside I'm surprised he's not at a much more prestigious location - hasn't said a word til now. He finally says he can't believe I haven't traded in my hat yet. Then he guesses I'll have to keep it cause the trash cans are all full. Laughed at me.

    Told him if he'd give me his I'd shine the egg bowl trophy with it. He didn't laugh and left.

    I laughed.
    F this asshole.
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