OT: Leaked Sorority Email

[BeastMan]

I know this will be moved but it needs to be here for a moment. This leaked email is insane.

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/_mobile/...=1440_54538668

[PassInterference]

Blocked at work. What happened?

[esplanade91]

Blocked at work. What happened?

I spent too much time talking to the wrong girls, apparently.

[Goat Holder]

So she's an entitled, sociopathic slut who won't find a real man to marry her. Sounds like the typical Westernized brain-washed feminista. Great for a hookup, as she says. But let some beta provider marry her ass and raise all her illegitimate kids one day.

I see this same girl 10 years from now, wondering where all the 'nice guys' are and talking about how she 'deserves' happiness or some shit, after she decides to get off the cock carousel.

[mstatefan91]

Ummmmm

If you are getting ready to hit the square

[BeastMan]

Ummmmm

You caught it too! There are plenty of squares in America but I thought, "What if..."

[BulldogDX55]

It references The Square. OM Sorority girl spotted?

[DawgHouseUnited]

So she's an entitled, sociopathic slut who won't find a real man to marry her. Sounds like the typical Westernized brain-washed feminista. Great for a hookup, as she says. But let some beta provider marry her ass and raise all her illegitimate kids one day.

I see this same girl 10 years from now, wondering where all the 'nice guys' are and talking about how she 'deserves' happiness or some shit, after she decides to get off the cock carousel.

I can totally picture the girl in your profile picture writing that email. You even got the pose right.

[Dawgbite]

Thats all well and good, but can she cook?

[curmudgeon]

It's an Ole Miss sorority. Her father must be proud.

The year that school has had from a negative PR perspective is amazing.

[messageboardsuperhero]

"If you're getting ready to hit the square..." Now where have I heard a sorority girl say that before?

[SignalToNoise]

It's an Ole Miss sorority.

How do you know this?

[RossDawg82]

There are literally thousands of college towns that have a "square". We are not this lucky that it would be an Ole Miss sorority

[curmudgeon]

No there are not thousands of college towns that have a square. There are just a few hundred colleges that even have sororities. There are even fewer college towns with sororities where the "square" is actually a place to socialize. Don't be an idiot.

Its Ole Miss. It will come out soon enough.

And we are this lucky. They've had quite a run of embarrassments this academic year.

[Johnson85]

No there are not thousands of college towns that have a square. There are just a few hundred colleges that even have sororities. There are even fewer college towns with sororities where the "square" is actually a place to socialize. Don't be an idiot.

Its Ole Miss. It will come out soon enough.

And we are this lucky. They've had quite a run of embarrassments this academic year.

I don't think there are hundreds of options, but I'm guessing there are ten or 20 options. Mostly at small schools in relatively small towns. But I can't think of a single one, so maybe you're right.

[SignalToNoise]

No there are not thousands of college towns that have a square. There are just a few hundred colleges that even have sororities. There are even fewer college towns with sororities where the "square" is actually a place to socialize. Don't be an idiot.

Its Ole Miss. It will come out soon enough.

And we are this lucky. They've had quite a run of embarrassments this academic year.

I have nothing to contradict anything you are saying and of course my inner bulldog wants it to be OM, but I really have no idea how many colleges have sororities and how many are in towns that have a square that is the place to go.

[curmudgeon]

My well connected source on such matters says that it is dear Ole Miss or Texas State-San Marcos. Those are the only two possibilities.

http://www.toursanmarcos.com/attract...wn-square.html

She's an Ole Miss girl and thinks its Ole Miss as well based on what she is hearing.


UPDATE: The original author of the post on TSM has confirmed that it came from The South. See comments.

http://totalsororitymove.com/new-der...sy-with-ellen/

Is Texas State-San Marcos really the South?

[BulldogBear]

I see this same girl 10 years from now, (A) wondering where all the 'nice guys' are and talking about how she 'deserves' happiness or some shit, after she (B) decides to get off the cock carousel.

There are also plenty that never (B) yet still lament and whine about (A) not making the connection that to have it both ways is illogical, immoral, and if you're a Christian, unbiblical. She sounds more like this type than the one that will ever (B) THEN (A)

[Jack Lambert]

Thats all well and good, but can she cook?

I have an uncle who is older now but he used to say he looked for two qualities in a women. 1. She can cook tomato gravy. 2. She will take it up the butt every once in a while.

[Mjoelner34]

I bet CJ knows which sorority it is.