Signing Day Limericks

[CadaverDawg]

Go.....

[Mjoelner34]

There once was a team full of stars
When recruited they were taken to bars
Although the coaches were quite hollow
All the white girls did swallow
And several recruits got new cars

[CadaverDawg]

There once was a team full of stars
When recruited they were taken to bars
Although the coaches were quite hollow
All the white girls did swallow
And several recruits got new cars

Ha, that was good.

[MetEdDawg]

Signing day came up right upon us
We wanted a recruit named Thomas
Too many DL
For UT to sell
So Thomas went to Clemson and Rosebowl looked like a douche

[CadaverDawg]

Tomorrow is Christmas for a Grover
Over message boards their fans will hover
They'll sign Speaks and Taylor
And you won't find them gayer
Than the last time a guy bent them over

[Statecoachingblows**]

Watching the stars they will be antsy
And wow those parties sound fancy
Tomorrow is their championship game
Freeze will pull out and use great aim
Probably showering his boy toy Yancy

[Coach34]

The stars make them quiver and shake
At the school located in Grenada Without The Lake
Come November they will be sullen
When once aGAIN beaten by Mullen
Cause on the field you don't win with a hat fake

[Bo Darville]

There once was a team full of stars
When recruited they were taken to bars
Although the coaches were quite hollow
All the white girls did swallow
And several recruits got new cars

I'm impressed. Good job.

[Pollodawg]

The stars make them quiver and shake
At the school located in Grenada Without The Lake
Come November they will be sullen
When once aGAIN beaten by Mullen
Cause on the field you don't win with a hat fake

Strong.

[Bo Darville]

There's a beaver in Oxford that coaches ball.
Four and five stars he signs them all.
They poke fun at our plan
But get whipped by big Dan
When our 2-stars kick ass in the fall.

[mparkerfd20]

There once was a recruit from Puckett...
Ah nm

[starkvegasdawg]

Signing day has officially arrived
The only day bears truly feel alive
To the press conference music they all march
Because on the field they take it up the arse
And will struggle to get past win number five.

[Drugdog]

Signing day is what The Bears live to do
The players they bought well we all knew
Will never see Atlanta
Nor even the golden egg
The only cure is a big dose of Mylanta.

[99jc]

hickory dickory dock
the Coed's went down on the cock
The recruits on twitter they follow
To get them to flip they swallow
The recruits had a blast
and they got them some ass
as the faxes roll in tomorrow

[Drugdog]

hickory dickory dock
the Coed's went down on the cock
The recruits on twitter they follow
To get them to flip they swallow
The recruits had a blast
and they got them some ass
as the faxes roll in tomorrow

Nice but a limerick is only 5 lines.

[Bullmutt]

MSU's class this year will be sound.
Our needs will be met all around.
Bears may be crootin',
But it's for darn tootin'
Thanksgiving ends with Goldie facedown.