I haven't played in about 5 years....
but played many years before that. Anyway.....my best story.......
I started a team at work. Just whoever wanted to play. Well, one guy, evidently, never got a chance to play organized baseball as a kid. It showed the first game. The guy dressed the part......it was rec league. We wore a jersey but whatever shorts and hat you wanted. Well, this poor guy shows up in an air-bushed hat with our company name matching the font on the jersey. he had matching baseball pants and cleats. He had two batting gloves. That of course hung out his back pockets perfectly when he wasn't at the plate. Well, about third at bat into the game this guy finally gets a hit. He is on first. Im happy for him. Well, the dumbass had not been paying much attention. Because as the pitcher is on the rubber, he takes a lead like Ricky Henderson. Before I can say anything, the ball is pitched and the UMP yells, "NO PITCH, NO PITCH. MAN ON FIRST! YOU ARE OUT. Taking a lead." Dude just hung his head fitted with his airbushed hat and ran back to the dugout.
I felt bad for the guy. He toned it down and figured out how to hit later in the year.