Things you would rather do than listen to Beth Mowins- 70's and 80's Edition

Fight Philo Beddoe

Kick Rocks

Spend the weekend at Camp Crystal Lake

Move to a new home in the Cuesta Verde subdivision.

Hit it

Ride a big wheel to the game.

Take a cruise on the Nostromo to Planet LV-426

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1b8..._channel=RHINO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_li_d_YviZ4&ab_channel=MarioWienerroither

Watch Headbanger's Ball.

Watch scrambled Cinemax.

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Take a cruise on the Nostromo to Planet LV-426

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Idk, being alone on a space ship with in-her-prime Sigourney might be too much to pass up.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1b8AhIsSYQ&ab_channel=RHINO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_li_d_YviZ4&ab_channel=MarioWienerroither

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Beard, please never EVAH post those 2 videos uhGAIN. Nearly lost my breakfast!!

Sit in on a Bracky Brett staff meeting

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to BeardoMSU again.

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Watch Headbanger's Ball.

Watch scrambled Cinemax.

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Wow, that brings back some memories!

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Idk, being alone on a space ship with in-her-prime Sigourney might be too much to pass up.

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Alien and Aliens, two of my favorite movies of all time. Classics!

trick or treat in Haddonfield, Illinois

Go swimming off Amity Island on the 4th of July.

Drive to Chicago with Del Griffith.**

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Be Dirty Harry's partner

In honor of 80's "authority figure" Paul Gleason:

Go to a Christmas Party at Nakatomi Plaza....

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Be in detention with Principal Vernon...

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Or base my stock market activity on information provided by Clarence Beeks...

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Drive to Chicago with Del Griffith.**

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I'd rather be Bernie

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Go on a white water rafting trip with Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty, Jon Voight and Ronny Cox.

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Go on a white water rafting trip with Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty, Jon Voight and Ronny Cox.

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Be a security officer on the Enterprise.

Read Dawg?s Bite magazine

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Read Dawg?s Bite magazine

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Remember waiting for every subscription in the mail.

Take a nap on Elm Street.

Watch Applebee?s fancy like commercial on continuous loop

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Watch Applebee?s fancy like commercial on continuous loop

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You sick bastard.***

Have a root canal.

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Go on a white water rafting trip with Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty, Jon Voight and Ronny Cox.

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Ouch!

Go to the theater with Malcolm McDowell.

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Have all my teeth pulled out and learn to play the banjo.

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Have all my teeth pulled out and learn to play the banjo.

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Damn. LMAO.

Try and throw a flea-flicker vs Lawrence Taylor.

Bar hop with Cleatus Snow

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Bar hop with Cleatus Snow

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I thought these were supposed to be things we wouldn't enjoy. Bar hopin' with the Snow Man would likely end up at Mac's and we'd all be signing about Roberta!

attend a parade at Faber College

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Watch Applebee?s fancy like commercial on continuous loop

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