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dumb ass. even I could not have 17'd that up more.
we'll give you a 2nd chance if you can make amends.
Great thread
Compelling and rich.
What a dumbass. I?m not sure if I?m calling the OP or Jimbo that.
Didn't take Gumbo strong.
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Not sure why Jimbo did but one of his players threatened to kill people last night with his rifle.
http://abc13.com/texas-a-m-athlete-a...rifle/2765547/
Jimbo may very well be awesome at A&M, but not one time in the past 8 years have I ever watched FSU and said ?that team looks well coached.?
Thread of the Year candidate.
Machine Gun Kelley transferred there? Thought his eligibility was used up ....Quote:
Originally Posted by RougeDawg
Rednecks last words: "hey y'all, watch this".**Quote:
Originally Posted by CadaverDawg
Nope it was...hold my beer.
A&M will be about the same with Jimbo as they were with Sumerlin. The difference will be all the shit heads that Jimbo will put on the team. Winston's ass should have never been allowed to finish at FSU.
https://media.giphy.com/media/Wy3yu6suaOEgM/giphy.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by dawgoneyall
Actually, there are two correct SOPs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord McBuckethead
1) "Hey, hold my beer and y'all watch this" or
2) "Hey, y'all watch this... here, hold my beer"...
clearly from the gif above the subject failed to adhere to the "hold my beer" part and it became his undoing.
Another day at Lake SardisQuote:
Originally Posted by CadaverDawg
I can't quit watching that.
I have to admit, I did something similar in Orange Beach last fall. Cost me an iphone 6S, a $250 pair of Maui Jim sunglasses, and one half of a $100 pair of flip flops. At least my nuts are still intact, the rest of that crap can be replaced and I didn't spill a beer.
That's alcohol abuse. Wasted a perfectly good bottle of beer on redneck gymnastics.Quote:
Originally Posted by CadaverDawg
$250 for some sunglasses good lawrd what's the GPS location again
damned lucky his head didn't hit that platform on his way down.
prolly a good thing he'll never be able to reproduce as well.
Hudson Marina just off Canal Rd behind the Anchor Bar. The hell of it is, one flip flop floated, not a clue what happened to the other one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dawg61
I considered that, but he's obviously holding his beer, lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord McBuckethead
Tried to save those sunglasses I am guessingQuote:
Originally Posted by Dawgbite
Yeah, even went back the next morning with a snorkel and mask. No luck. I did not try to jump, I just stepped on a loose board and my head missed a boats outdrive about as close as that guy missed that platform. I could have been worse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dawg61
As Long as you didn?t waste half of your $2 beer, everything else will be fine. Lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dawgbite
I'm confused as to what this thread is about....
Well, if you don't know already, we ain't gonna tell you!***Quote:
Originally Posted by Activated Alpha
Shit. I didn't see he was holding his beer. I clearly only responded to the "Y'all watch this", with the standard, "Hold my beer."
This thread is like the game phone tag. You just contribute whatever you want to it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Activated Alpha
it started out pretty lame and blank but generated some funny stories.
I don't know about the rest of you but I'm clearly having flash backs to a traumatic event in my life. Those were my favorite flip flops!Quote:
Originally Posted by Activated Alpha
Since this thread is venturing off in random tangents, if you are a flip flop wearer and have not tried a pair of Oofos, you are missing out on something special.
That?s brutal! The water looks to be about a foot deepQuote:
Originally Posted by CadaverDawg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saqO_ZqX6uYQuote:
Originally Posted by Bully13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u4kwkWXrAU
Lol, definitely my favorite Phillip Seymour Hoffman character.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dawg61