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Anything that references something on the front page or the Egg Bowl.
Three lines with 5,7,5 syllables.
Winner gets the pride and honor to win the 2nd Haiku day of the year.
Also, I would recommend you get to pick the banner at the top of the page for the game week.
Go.
Freeze Twitter Bye Bye
Sanctions coming tomorrow
Leo is ready.
Fitz Up The Middle
That is all we need to run
Matt Luke smells a fart
-or-
The Rebs will hop on
While A-Train runs through and gives
Them piggy-back rides
-or-
Laugher in the works
State ends a coaching career
On back to back weeks
Story keeps giving
Law Mars is back in the fold
UM wrong again
Yanci gives blow job
Yanci takes it up the ass.
Neal gives reach around.
Go to hell ole miss
You just go to hell and die
Go to hell ole miss.
what a job Hugh Freeze
Recruited a top offense
Matt Luke made them shit
Golden Egg for State
LandShark Shit-Storm Mars Won't Quit
Team Bus Hits Black Bear
Go to Hell Ole Miss
Go to Hell The School Up North
Go to Hell Land Sharks
Remember Old Times
Rebel Black Bears were just fine
Now you are Landsharks
A foot in their ass
A sucker punch in their throat
A cowbell on their skull
Metal pipe weapon
My cowbell is dangerous
Stay yo ass at home
Mullen loves Starkville
Mississippi State Wins game
Mullen smokes cigar
Don't stop believing
42-3 third quarter
Visitor seats bare.
Ole Miss just plain sucks
NASA one day gets to Mars
Ole Miss never will
National anthem.
Flyover plane has banner:
"Go to hell Ole Miss."
"Plan would have worked, too
Except for these meddling kids."
Rosebowl is Shaggy.
Only in Oxford:
Best food found at gas station
Ex-coach works there, too.
Mullen to somewhere
You need to get over it
Mullen loves Our State
This thread is full of win
Sanctions are coming
Finishing Ole Miss football
Freeze no more twitter
I have to say Leader is in the ClubhouseQuote:
Originally Posted by MetEdDawg
We'll eat your lunch fruit
Punch, you in the face with run
game you got none, win.
Dancin, Dancing in
The street, dancin, dancing in
The Davis Wade, Win
Imploding Rebels
The Death Penalty Awaits
Xanax Will Not Help
There was once a young Reb named Shephard,
Whose breath smelled just like a turd....
OOPS! Sorry, you said "Haiku", not "Limerick".
State will win the game
Ole Miss in the midst of shame
Too damn bad Hail State
Ascots in a knot,
Lawsuit filings left and right,
Won't stop probation.
Who da winner?
Bulldogs pounds the rock.
Dawgs D dominates 5-0.
Rebel tears are sweet!
Colonel Reb is gone.
Carefully chosen ?Black? bear.
They prefer Great ?White?.