Seeing I've got to do that tomorrow. Put on my goofiest red tie but feel I need more. Anybody got an idea? Might try some spray tan or something. Really lost.
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Seeing I've got to do that tomorrow. Put on my goofiest red tie but feel I need more. Anybody got an idea? Might try some spray tan or something. Really lost.
Short shorts. With long sleeve button down. And bow tie.
Try sipping on a large bottle of cough syrup while watching the game.
You forgot penny loafers with no socks.Quote:
Originally Posted by confucius say
Put your chicken tenders in the fridge first thing in the morning. Then go shoot a bottle of Robitussin for breakfast. Then get a pair of red shorts and boat shoes with no socks. Pair that with a long sleeve blue polo with the sleeves rolled up to your elbow. Go buy a brand new tsun cap and make sure the bill is perfectly flat. Put that on backwards. Shoot a second bottle of Robitussin. Then crank up the John Mayer and Dave Matthews Band and practice your tennis swing until game time.
Looks like a lot of us had the same idea.
WinnerQuote:
Originally Posted by starkvegasdawg
And the blue blazer.Quote:
Originally Posted by BrunswickDawg
It is impossible for a Mississippi State fan to pull for Ole Miss. Not because we hate them but because no one with any baseball knowledge has ever pulled for Ole Miss. The two things just don't work together.
Tuck your weiner between your legs
If you're a bear fan you can't.Quote:
Originally Posted by CadaverDawg
I'm saying that's what a State fan must do to mimmick being a bearQuote:
Originally Posted by starkvegasdawg
We aren't pulling for TSUN. Jesus. We are pulling for State. There is your perspective. K thanx bye
It helps to be drunker n hell at game time!
Ya'll are working too hard. Just put on a Bear costume. Don't have one? Wear a smokey bear hat. Don't have one? Just growl at TV a lot and slip in buzz phrases (in your best bear voice) "nine over three," "national seed," and "recruiting championships. "
Screw em. If we win, we win the SEC. The only people who would care that it's a shared title are UM fans. My response to them would be, "Yeah, because YOU got swept." If they manage to win, then so be it. It would be better, but I'll be thrilled either way. If we have to share with the only team that managed to take a series from us, it won't cheapen it for me.
I can't do it. Over-the-counter cough syrup will not help. Nothing short of a bottle of RX Tussinex will do but even then the hydrocodone (even in large doses) may not take enough of the edge off.
Let the cards fall where they may, but f--k Ole Miss.
Don't forget to squat when you pee...
WE ARE PULLING FOR LSU AND UM FOR THE BETTERMENT OF "OUR STATE" WATCHING SCORES TASTES LIKE VINEGAR
AT THE END OF THE WEEKEND WE WILL HAVE TURNED IN THE BEST RESUME' IN A VERY LONG TIME
#CLANGA
You don't. When you pull for them to help us it never works outs. And, afterwards you'll feel like one of their sorostitutes on Sunday morning that got liquored and drugged up and passed around the frat house Saturday night. Just. Don't. Do. It. If they win great (they won't). If not, you won't feel so gross and will still have your dignity. Just sayin.
Ogle pics of teenaged boys.Quote:
Originally Posted by drunkernhelldawg
Attend your local Klan rally...Quote:
Originally Posted by drunkernhelldawg