Just off the phone with coach johnson. Dak had his left foot amputated. He is stable and should be back for LSU.
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Just off the phone with coach johnson. Dak had his left foot amputated. He is stable and should be back for LSU.
I heard he got his right hand amputated and they're working on a cannon prosthetic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ennis Del Mar
Well, there ya go. I blame Polk.*Quote:
Originally Posted by Ennis Del Mar
No no no. You have it all wrong. It was his right leg below the knee. They also reversed location of his kidneys.
Dak didnt want his elite foot to go to waste. I heard they iced it down in a Yeti cooler to determine what to do with it at a later time. That way, they have months before they need to make a decision.Quote:
Originally Posted by CadaverDawg
#YetiEffectQuote:
Originally Posted by Ennis Del Mar
It will grow back right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ennis Del Mar
Allegedly. They wrapped it in bandages soaked in Eye-talian dressin to be safe. May have to add some dales later but hopefully not. The situation is fluid and at this time, all we can say is, "#15 has a leg".Quote:
Originally Posted by JDog13
Can I have the sticker that came with the cooler?*Quote:
Originally Posted by Ennis Del Mar
yes, that is why his nickname is Wolverine.Quote:
Originally Posted by JDog13
+2463Quote:
Originally Posted by Ennis Del Mar
"One can only hope so, Jack"
Thought it was whiskers?Quote:
Originally Posted by RossDawg82
This just in, they have placed Dak in a medically induced coma to ensure he can rest. There is rumor they my cryogenically freeze him and wait it out.
We've got a "Freeze" now?*Quote:
Originally Posted by elitedawgs
Pretty sure they had to remove his head but they replaced it with Damien's so we will be good to go Saturday
Well shit, Ennis was right. But at least he's back at practice already. wontmissabeatku
http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/im...00&h=1500&q=85
Because he is curious????Quote:
Originally Posted by Ennis Del Mar
Dak's leg will be wrapped in the same green stuff that they used on the stadium until they can figure out what to do with the foot. My brother's girlfriend who works at the pony told me that a tranny stripper's midget son's favorite color is green and he said that there's no way Dak's foot will be done on time.
Tranny strip club.....Coach, is that you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dawg496
"You wanna piece of MEEEEEEE?!"
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+1 to this whole thread
Exactly. Like a cat.Quote:
Originally Posted by RossDawg82
Dak was just spotted in the football complex, in a sip and puff wheelchair, like Christopher Reeves.
That's horrible, yet I spewed coke out of my nose.Quote:
Originally Posted by RattStevens
Here is the real unedited pic of Dak at practice.
http://s15.postimg.org/rn3ztwmuj/dak_boot.jpg
The truth is, Dak was trying to emulate Tim Tebow and decided to go to Africa on a mission trip and contracted ebola. The entire team now has ebola and are questionable to play against UAB.
It's okay. Dak's tears will cure Ebola. He just needs to cry on all of his teammates and Ebola will be cleared from them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dawg496
I can confirm that I have been seen in a boot. I may or may not play this weekend.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/fa9e9ebc5...fd2o1_1280.png
His foot was removed so we could shove it farther up Ole Miss's ass.
Rumor is that that is Dak in the middle...
http://www.slate.com/content/dam/sla...ediumlarge.jpg
Three questions:Quote:
Originally Posted by elitedawgs
Can you unfreeze him in the middle of a game when he is needed?
Does he get to keep eligibility?
If only unfrozen for a play or two per season can he get medical redshirts?
Ellis Johnson caused it! **Quote:
Originally Posted by CadaverDawg
We determined we could buy a deep freeze and a generator cheaper than we could buy the large Yeti cooler...Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRef
I just laughed pretty loud in the middle of my class. I got some weird looksQuote:
Originally Posted by sleepy dawg
We don't even need a cooler. Slap a Yeti sticker on it and it'll freeze right up.Quote:
Originally Posted by sleepy dawg
Injury is worse than we feared:
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2...d_bicycle.jpeg
Cadaver, are you gonna put the Yeti sticker by the Drake sticker, Cosa sticker, Browning sticker, Mathews sticker or MSU 6 BAMA 3 sticker?Quote:
Originally Posted by CadaverDawg
No room next to those, but I have room between my SaltLife sticker and 26.2 stickerQuote:
Originally Posted by hells bells
Dak is really a Drone and his foot has been sent to the lowest bidder to be repaired. Per State of Mississippi laws concerning contracts.
Can foot Dak can?
Can