Shit, I'd give him a call. Dude, can coach as well as he cusses.Quote:
Originally Posted by Coach34
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Shit, I'd give him a call. Dude, can coach as well as he cusses.Quote:
Originally Posted by Coach34
Can you imagine walking up to him for something? "Hello Sir, what the **** do you want????"Quote:
Originally Posted by TrapGame
Hev is a team leader at a Lowes in Gainesville. I'm not kidding. We could call him and have him on a plane today and he'd be at practice tomorrow. He'd have more piss and vinegar and F bombs than any coach on staff. We'd also look like a completely different OL on Saturday.Quote:
Originally Posted by TrapGame
Good story on Hev. After we played Florida here in 18, he gave a manager notes to give to each of our starting OL and guys that were playing of things they were doing wrong that he saw on film. He had those notes delivered on Sunday after the game. Joe and Marcus Johnson were pissed but started reading them and realized everything he was saying was 100% accurate.
"You stupid mother****er! You don't know where ****ing the tile is?! It's on aisle three you sorry ass piece of ****ing shit!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Coach34
I bet he's Employee of the Month.
"How 17 stupid can you be to not add the GD 10% 17 discount?!?!?" "You are a dumb POS!!!"Quote:
Originally Posted by TrapGame
Alright that settles it, we need someone to go into that Lowes just to ask a stupid question.
For anyone that thinks this is a joke, it's not: Here's his Lowe's Profile
Seriously, this man needs to be coaching an O line. He needs a phone call.Quote:
Originally Posted by gtowndawg
My guess is he just isn?t interested in coaching any more because there?s no reason he couldn?t have landed a job coaching O line somewhere if he really wanted to keep coaching.Quote:
Originally Posted by TrapGame
I still say go after the guy at UNC. He was O line coach at Baylor when Lebby was there and he was with Lebby in 2020 at Ole Miss so he knows this offense. Kiffin fired him and Lebby was pissed.
Does anyone here ever think. Why would that guy come here from XXXXX university? It's just not that easy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mjoelner34
1. He,s making $654k this year. Kennedy is making $700k and jumping to $800k next year. Offer him $800k. Money talks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Coursesuper
2. He has familiarity with Lebby and his system.
3. A closed mouth never gets fed.
Actually he was very interested in coaching. He didn't get an offer from anyone at any reasonable level of college coaching.Quote:
Originally Posted by DawgFromOxford
At the very worst pay him 100K to be an offensive analyst. He may cuss at everybody in the building- but he does know what he's talking aboutQuote:
Originally Posted by TrapGame
Analyst would be perfect but I'm not sure he's a fan of StarkvilleQuote:
Originally Posted by Coach34
EMCC has analysts who work remotely.......no reason in this day and age that it's not possible at this level