Dawgs and Hogs - Game 3 thread

So, so frustrating. We got absolutely embarrassed this weekend.

Hey but at least we are winning the swag battle this weekend. They aint got shit on our chains and mullets

We can bitch all we want about the pitching this weekend, because it hasn?t been great, but man it must be tough to pitch for this team. Knowing you have to be perfect because the defense isn?t going to help you at all, and offense provides no run support must be mentally taxing.

I dont raise a lot of hell on here but we might need to purge some malcontents

Lemonis needs to have a HR bat cut in half.

Arkansas people are basically not normal humans, let’s make sure the bats are legit.

We had an Arkansas grad at the corporation, had to be walked out for stealing copper coil

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Originally Posted by R2Dawg

Bad news bears. We don't even look like an SECT team now.

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Bad News Bulldogs*

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Originally Posted by HoopsDawg

This is why I wanted Sims to start as an opener for those of you that questioned it. We just played a 3 game series and Sims didn't pitch a meaningful inning.

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Is me saying they're having no trouble with our good pitching a "terrible take"?

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Originally Posted by The Federalist Engineer

Lemonis needs to have a HR bat cut in half.

Arkansas people are basically not normal humans, let’s make sure the bats are legit.

We had an Arkansas grad at the corporation, had to be walked out for stealing copper coil

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That?s hilarious. First a glove, now a bat. What should we check next??

This is the type of weekend where the Intense Bastard would make everyone shave their beards and get a hair cut, lol.

Gotta get 2 runs this inning

Here's an opportunity to un-**** ourselves. Gotta capitalize.

Even the hits we have have been WEAK.

We hit an awful lot of weak balls on the infield

I feel sorry for our grass in front of the pitcher. We have beat the hell out of it.

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Originally Posted by BeardoMSU

This is the type of weekend where the Intense Bastard would make everyone shave their beards and get a hair cut, lol.

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He ran them till the lights cut off at trustmark park the last time we lost to OM there. And after we lost to JSU.

I like their middle infielders

We're hitting him some lasers this inning. Maybe Arkansas should bring their infielders in to handle these soft grounders.

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Originally Posted by The Federalist Engineer

Lemonis needs to have a HR bat cut in half.

Arkansas people are basically not normal humans, let’s make sure the bats are legit.

We had an Arkansas grad at the corporation, had to be walked out for stealing copper coil

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I think he needs to cut our bats in half because I suspect they are filled with hot air

Our ?slap? hitters are really good at hitting weak grounders or DP balls

Go yard Cumbest!!! Please