Hey Hugh, I hate to be the one to tell you, but your bad week's about to get worse

NT

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Originally Posted by fishwater99

Anyone remember Bert Case and Gov. Fordice..

"I'll whip your ass.."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xu31VxA-Ck

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I wish I could find it online somewhere but I remember the best Marshall Ramsey cartoon I ever saw that came from that. It was just after we had adopted "Only positive Mississippi spoken here" as a slogan that was hung from the bottom of the "Welcome to Mississippi" signs around the state. The cartoon showed two workers carrying off that sign and in it's place was a sign that said "I'll whip your ass" so, "Welcome to Mississippi. I'll whip your ass!"

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Originally Posted by Mjoelner34

I wish I could find it online somewhere but I remember the best Marshall Ramsey cartoon I ever saw that came from that. It was just after we had adopted "Only positive Mississippi spoken here" as a slogan that was hung from the bottom of the "Welcome to Mississippi" signs around the state. The cartoon showed two workers carrying off that sign and in it's place was a sign that said "I'll whip your ass" so, "Welcome to Mississippi. I'll whip your ass!"

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That is classic. I'll tell that story till I die.

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Originally Posted by fader2103

Guys the University can go ahead and fire him with cause. Meaning they don't have to pay the buyout. When he broke the NCAA rules that's grounds for with cause termination according to his contract. The only time they will have to pay his buyout is if they fire him without cause. Meaning they fire him because of say a 2-10 season.

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Even if they did have to pay the buyout, if they could reduce their bowl ban by one year by firing him they still come out ahead so long as his buyout is less than $8 million or so.

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Originally Posted by HSVDawg

Even if they did have to pay the buyout, if they could reduce their bowl ban by one year by firing him they still come out ahead so long as his buyout is less than $8 million or so.

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His "buyout" will have more to do with what he knows about The Network than what his contract says.

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Originally Posted by gravedigger

That is classic. I'll tell that story till I die.

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The best part of the story was when Burrrrrrrrt Case went to sheriff McMillan asking what he thought of the newspaper photo of Fordice jogging with a hogleg pistol strapped to his hip....Sheriff Malcolm responded ...PARAPHRASE......”Personally I don’t think much about it.... but if I WERE YOU ..I’d be a little concerned!!!!!!!!!”......somebody please find the actual quote but that was close.......One of the Sheriff’s GREAT one liners.......

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/170...g-sinned-o.gif

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Originally Posted by Political Hack

Guys, I seriously feel for this guy right now. If he makes it through this week, he'll make it through anything.

There's rumors starting to circulate that a MS new outlet has zeroed in on an extramarital affair and is about to break the story. If this proves to be true, it's the final nail in the coffin. Ole Miss will have no choice. For his family's sake, I honestly hope it's not true and nothing is ever printed. They're going through enough right now. Again, just a rumor right now... but y'all know I wouldn't post it if it didn't have legs.

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Heard something about this the week of their A&M game. It was from a fellow Bulldog but who knows

I just looked over their facebook page and Hugh oh Hugh. You rotten bastard. Looking them over even I got the urge to gnaw and I'm not even a beaver

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Originally Posted by blacklistedbully

His "buyout" will have more to do with what he knows about The Network than what his contract says.

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Yes. People forget, hey Hugh has OM by the balls even more than they have authority over him.

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Originally Posted by wasabaka

Well, that's what you get when you go for a stroll in High Cotton.

ETA: 17'n shitbird

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Originally Posted by lastmajordog

The best part of the story was when Burrrrrrrrt Case went to sheriff McMillan asking what he thought of the newspaper photo of Fordice jogging with a hogleg pistol strapped to his hip....Sheriff Malcolm responded ...PARAPHRASE......”Personally I don’t think much about it.... but if I WERE YOU ..I’d be a little concerned!!!!!!!!!”......somebody please find the actual quote but that was close.......One of the Sheriff’s GREAT one liners.......

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I think it was, "I can see why you would be concerned"

Someone forget to pull out of the beaver trap?

I read something several months ago about a rumor that Bucky was providing support to a single mother. I have absolutely no proof of this.

https://thedailyfloss.files.wordpres...buck-teeth.jpg

Extra benefits extend to QBs mom sometimes...

Hey Hugh might want to watch out for a mad wife swinging a 3 iron. He's a busy man...trying to be like Tiger

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Originally Posted by Central Pork

I read something several months ago about a rumor that Bucky was providing support to a single mother. I have absolutely no proof of this.

https://thedailyfloss.files.wordpres...buck-teeth.jpg

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LOL-rep given

The resemblance is uncanny

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Originally Posted by I seen it dawg

Extra benefits extend to QBs mom sometimes...

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Not sure if serious, but that'd be hilarious if freeze was banging Shea's mom on the side. What a snake**** in oxford.

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Originally Posted by Coldsleeve Jr.

Not sure if serious, but that'd be hilarious if freeze was banging Shea's mom on the side. What a snake**** in oxford.

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Close, but no cigar. Patterson's parents have been implicated in a lot of things but this isn't one of them.

Pharmaceutical rep? Busted by hubby and he promised to keep it quiet if she'd sign divorce papers asking for zero in the settlement?