Prepare yourselves for Diaz

Okay, so now we will always be 1A/1B, Bend-Don't-Break, and NOW, NOW we have nobody to shit in living rooms across the greater Mississippi, Louisiana, and Alabama suburbs!!?? How can you recruit without a closer and a shitter!?

F it! F it all! Don't start cutting and pasting how our pissing percentages were higher because the 1B's were unable to shit the bed at the right time. No, we have no designated shitter on the staff. The blame falls at Stricklin's feet.

Am I overreacting about this? Just want to be at the front of a message board rage once in my life. Just once. Sorry, gonna go take a shit in the toilet now. A proper shit as the Brits would say. A right proper shit.

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Originally Posted by Dawgowar

Okay, so now we will always be 1A/1B, Bend-Don't-Break, and NOW, NOW we have nobody to shit in living rooms across the greater Mississippi, Louisiana, and Alabama suburbs!!?? How can you recruit without a closer and a shitter!?

F it! F it all! Don't start cutting and pasting how our pissing percentages were higher because the 1B's were unable to shit the bed at the right time. No, we have no designated shitter on the staff. The blame falls at Stricklin's feet.

Am I overreacting about this? Just want to be at the front of a message board rage once in my life. Just once. Sorry, gonna go take a shit in the toilet now. A proper shit as the Brits would say. A right proper shit.

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Do you typically not take a shit in the toilet?

You OK dude? I am fearful for your wife and kids......or dog

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Originally Posted by BoomBoom

I think it's most likely Mullen doesn't want an assistant he can't boss around. O probably thought he had the job via Strickland, then Mullen quashed it.

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Who is Strickland?

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Originally Posted by Harrydawg

You OK dude? I am fearful for your wife and kids......or dog

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Oh is there not enough outrage in the post? I can amp it a bit. Seems to me the initial outrage should be somewhat controlled so it can stir the pot. I could be doing it wrong though. I am receptive to coaching in this matter.

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Originally Posted by Dawgowar

So, we are all at a point we don't know. Professional journalists do not know. (Nor do they know the LSU choice). All our sources are "usually right" or even "money" but the info is still not coming out of Mullen or Stricklin's mouths. Everything Cadaver and Coach say I believe to be given them with honest belief but we do not know what we do not know.

All the huffing and puffing about liking or hating the hire is pointless right now. The amount of residual butthurt over the TSUN loss and the Orange Bowl loss is worthy of a telethon to find a cure. I got a HC changing a culture with ten wins while still needing to adjust things. I'll take it and trust him to hire the guy hire guys he likes. I am not some sunshine pumper but even 50% improvement by a DC over Collins with any offensive productivity will get us to 9 wins a year.

If Dak comes back maybe better than 9. Lost in all the doom nd gloom is the fact our WR's have arrived. Multiple targets with mostly reliable hands and routes. We can go places now.

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Great post.....but your second one about shitting was not legible

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Great post.....but your second one about shitting was not legible

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It wasn't really supposed to be.

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Originally Posted by Ifyouonlyknew

These conspiracy theories are better than some Lifetime movie scripts.

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Without an aging Marky Post, or Lindsay Wagner...

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Originally Posted by Dawgowar

Okay, so now we will always be 1A/1B, Bend-Don't-Break, and NOW, NOW we have nobody to shit in living rooms across the greater Mississippi, Louisiana, and Alabama suburbs!!?? How can you recruit without a closer and a shitter!?

F it! F it all! Don't start cutting and pasting how our pissing percentages were higher because the 1B's were unable to shit the bed at the right time. No, we have no designated shitter on the staff. The blame falls at Stricklin's feet.

Am I overreacting about this? Just want to be at the front of a message board rage once in my life. Just once. Sorry, gonna go take a shit in the toilet now. A proper shit as the Brits would say. A right proper shit.

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This post is approved by Turd Ferguson and his bucket of turds

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Originally Posted by 32 Dive

Without an aging Marky Post, or Lindsay Wagner...

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Marky Post was some kinda hot in the 80s.

Sometimes the devil you know is better than the one you don't.

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Originally Posted by cheewgumm

Ugh.

It could be worse, but I was looking forwRd to Orgeron. Sometimes you have to take a Chance to move forward rather than settle for what you know.

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Mt thoughts exactly

#BrokenFirstByEliteDawgs.Com
#FreeOfCharge
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Condolences to those of you that paid Rosebowl to report it 3 days later.*

[Spoken in my C34 voice]

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#BrokenFirstByEliteDawgs.Com
#FreeOfCharge
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Condolences to those of you that paid Rosebowl to report it 3 days later.*

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yet the latest example...

Shitter was full **

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast......"

"You eat shit for breakfast?"

You watch Lifetime?

We want to attack on D. We want the end of the 1Bs. Seems to me Diaz gives us both of these in spades...

Diaz had 15 players on D record 20 or more combo tackles. With clear 1s across the board. Top 7 tacklers = all 7 starting LBs/DBs.
http://my.jetscreenshot.com/12222/m_...-vmqc-43kb.jpg

Collins had 21 players on D record 20 or more combo tackles. Without clear 1s across the board.
http://my.jetscreenshot.com/12222/m_...-41xa-56kb.jpg

good stuff Engie

The good thing is, Collins helped prepare a lot of guys for Diaz. If Diaz does good, he could be a head coach in a year or 2.

Also, well done Cad. Glad I'm a part of this site.

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We want to attack on D. We want the end of the 1Bs. Seems to me Diaz gives us both of these in spades...

Diaz had 15 players on D record 20 or more combo tackles. With clear 1s across the board. Top 7 tacklers = all 7 starting LBs/DBs.
http://my.jetscreenshot.com/12222/m_...-vmqc-43kb.jpg

Collins had 21 players on D record 20 or more combo tackles. Without clear 1s across the board.
http://my.jetscreenshot.com/12222/m_...-41xa-56kb.jpg

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Hell yes