Well- the Muscara news appears legit

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Originally Posted by Gutter Cobreh

Bert was batting .000 before this hire; he got this news right and his average is now .025... to use a basketball reference... "shooters gotta keep shooting"...

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I am the Marshall Henderson of message boards

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Originally Posted by Bert Stare

I am the Marshall Henderson of message boards

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BERTTTTTT

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Originally Posted by Bert Stare

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I didn't realize Pollard was our coach? You're still .00000 in my book.

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Originally Posted by Bert Stare

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Slow Clapping ��.

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Originally Posted by somebodyshotmypaw

The bottom line is that this board has a few people who want to be first with the news, rather than accurate with the news. That is why we get dumbasses spreading stupidly false info. Sorry if that hurts feelings, but the facts are the facts.

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I didnt spread a rumor- I know someone that saw him moving his stuff out. We have a few guys around here on Elite with .edu email addresses.

Now by hearing that- I deduced that he wasnt being retained, which is a normal thought most would have.

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Originally Posted by Gutter Cobreh

It's a message board, rumors are encouraged!.

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John Doe will be our next football coach is a fact. I think John Doe will be our next football coach is an opinion. I heard from a friend that John Doe will be our next football coach is a rumor. Posters need to understand the difference. Too many are presenting rumors and opinions as if they are hard and definitive facts. In doing so, they end up looking like dumbasses.

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Originally Posted by Bert Stare

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Are you posting from Iran?

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Originally Posted by Gutter Cobreh

Bert was batting .000 before this hire; he got this news right and his average is now .025... to use a basketball reference... "shooters gotta keep shooting"...

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To be fair, (and I am a Bert Stare fan since the OG Napier thread) he did guess Pollard first and weeks later came to BOC after his name had been at the top of the hot board for a bit.

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Originally Posted by Todd4State

Are you posting from Iran?

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Actually, yes. I spend most of my summers in Khorramshahr as the weather is amazing this time of year. The women are smoking hot here as well. They show a ton of ankle.

I use a VPN that shows Tupelo to give me more credibility while lurking on Elitedawgs.

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Originally Posted by Coach34

I didnt spread a rumor- I know someone that saw him moving his stuff out. We have a few guys around here on Elite with .edu email addresses.

Now by hearing that- I deduced that he wasnt being retained, which is a normal thought most would have.

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I know a guy that once saw Bigfoot.

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Originally Posted by Bert Stare

I am the Marshall Henderson of message boards

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Didn't you call Cohen to Auburn before anyone?

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Originally Posted by Bert Stare

Actually, yes. I spend most of my summers in Khorramshahr as the weather is amazing this time of year. The women are smoking hot here as well. They show a ton of ankle.

I use a VPN that shows Tupelo to give me more credibility while lurking on Elitedawgs.

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This place needs a lot more Bert! Keep it rolling.

Btw, I was told this morning we all should be happy Muscara wasn't our PC. It's all about him and he wasn't the one that started the Pitching Lab. Also, Bucky Showalter was reached help for help and advice in the search for our baseball coach.

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Originally Posted by basedog

Btw, I was told this morning we all should be happy Muscara wasn't our PC. It's all about him and he wasn't the one that started the Pitching Lab. Also, Bucky Showalter was reached help for help and advice in the search for our baseball coach.

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It's Buck please. Do you know why he got that name?

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Originally Posted by Coursesuper

It's Buck please. Do you know why he got that name?

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Surely, I didn't type Bucky but no I do not. I do know he was very helpful as several were.