*****2017 EliteDawg Awards***** (Nomination Thread)

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Originally Posted by Dawg61

That's funny. Good job

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Yea. No harm. Love the bantering

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Originally Posted by Dawg61

Brad Stevens has had two posts on this board since January 15th. First one was on March 6th directed to me and the second one is this one today. Obsessed much? How's your boy Rick Ray handling getting fired? You still talk to him every day or did he kick you off his staff along with the 6 players his first year too? Maybe you're Rick Ray actually and if so you should probably enjoy the 3 million dollars you stole from our University and stop trolling on a MSU site. Shouldn't you be forcing shitty basketball players into having season ending injuries right now instead of obsessing about me still too?

Have a nice day pencil d*ck

http://www.elitedawgs.com/search.php?searchid=1495047

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I'll break it down for you.

1. I do not live for the approval of anonymous posters on a message board. That is why I have only posted twice in the last 6 months.
2. Does 2 posts constitute obsession? If so, I'd hate to be the one to analyze your 15,000+ posts to see who/what you are obsessed with.
3. I believe it is a credit to the board that I won this award previously with so few posts. It signifies that volume of posts does not equal knowledge toward a subject to most posters here.
4. I am blessed to have a wonderful life away from the computer. I will enjoy my family regardless of these awards.
5. While I do enjoy jabbing you every now and then, I truly do hope you can find happiness apart from the message boards some day.
6. Hail State!

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Originally Posted by preachermatt83

Your obsession with 61 should be embarrassing to you.

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Duly noted, preacher. Soli Deo gloria.

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Originally Posted by Brad Stevens

I'll break it down for you.

1. I do not live for the approval of anonymous posters on a message board. That is why I have only posted twice in the last 6 months.
2. Does 2 posts constitute obsession? If so, I'd hate to be the one to analyze your 15,000+ posts to see who/what you are obsessed with.
3. I believe it is a credit to the board that I won this award previously with so few posts. It signifies that volume of posts does not equal knowledge toward a subject to most posters here.
4. I am blessed to have a wonderful life away from the computer. I will enjoy my family regardless of these awards.
5. While I do enjoy jabbing you every now and then, I truly do hope you can find happiness apart from the message boards some day.
6. Hail State!

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Cool story bro I nominate you for the Hunter Strickland Award and Dawg-gone-dawgs as well for constantly bringing up my Boise State post from 6 years ago. You guys can't let shit go. It's ****ing amazing actually and not in a good way.

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Originally Posted by Dawg61

Cool story bro I nominate you for the Hunter Strickland Award and Dawg-gone-dawgs as well for constantly bringing up my Boise State post from 6 years ago. You guys can't let shit go. It's ****ing amazing actually and not in a good way.

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It's because that was the climax of your stupidity. It will never die. Much like this.....

https://media.giphy.com/media/2uPJaGmtrQiQM/giphy.gif


Although there have been a few posts in the last couple of months that came close to topping it.

The purpose of the post was to spark conversation and since you're still obsessed with it 6 years later I'd say it was more than effective.

What's this ... The airing of grievance's award ?

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Originally Posted by Dawg61

The purpose of the post was to spark conversation and since you're still obsessed with it 6 years later I'd say it was more than effective.

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So If someone remembers something from years ago they are obsessed with it? Is 6 years the cut-off time? If I remembered something from say 4 years ago would I still be obsessed?

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Originally Posted by CadaverDawg

The EliteDawg Awards are back. Time for Nominations.

Listed below are all of the Awards, as well as the last winner of each award.

To determine who makes the ballot we are depending on your nominations. In this thread, nominate posters for the Awards....but please limit this thread to nominations. Someone can create a new thread to discuss, but it's hard to weed through a discussion thread to find nominations. Also, the previous winner of each award is automatically placed on the ballot for the award they won.

Let the nominating begin!

Your 2017 EliteDawgs Awards and past winners:

Zzzzzing Award (Most quick whitted)- Tusk
Captain Outdoors (Best Outdoor Forum poster) - BeastMan
Pessimistic Award - Cadaver
Swindoll's Sunshine Pumper Award (Most optimistic) - preachermatt83
Best Avatar Award - The one with the Indian bikini and headress
Most Knowledgeable Basketball Award - Schultzy
Head Coach in Waiting (Knows more than the coach) - dawg61
Worst Moderator - we have them?
Off Topic King -
Domestic Abuse Award (2 that fight most) - RANDOM and LAMBERT
Most Knowledgeable Football Award - Ifyouonly knew
StatMaster Award (Best use of stats) - Engie
John Madden Award (Most entertaining in game threads) - Ref
Best Moderator - The Enforcer!
President of Politics (Best Politics board poster) - Schultzy
Coach34 Ole Miss Ball Buster of the Year - starkvegas
Degenerate Award (Gambling award) - MissouriDawg
Most Knowledgeable Baseball Award - Random
Sly Croom Award of Suck (Worst poster on ED) - Preacher
EliteDawgs MVP - Ifyouonlyknew; The Enforcer
Best Username - WeWonItAll(Most)
Crootin Award - Ifyouonlyknew
Meltdown Central Award (Melts the most) - Iseenit (but his melts are funny)
Auto Correct Award - Jack Lambert (worst grammar in history of internet but strangely humorous)

HailState

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My picks; not Cadaver's

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Originally Posted by Schultzy

My picks; not Cadaver's

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Grammar is optional on message boards. :) Now I am nominated for two awards.


I do want to add one to Cadavers list: I want to nominated my self for the Kanye West's Award for self nominating to give me three nominations.

Since someone asked for it and there is an avatar category. Ima leave this here.Attachment 2831

Deepthroat Award - Most inside knowledge of whats going on with the NOAs - Mimis babies.