Things you would rather do than listen to Beth Mowins- 70's and 80's Edition

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Originally Posted by BrunswickDawg

I thought these were supposed to be things we wouldn't enjoy. Bar hopin' with the Snow Man would likely end up at Mac's and we'd all be signing about Roberta!

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bar hopping with Cleatus would also likely mean you got your ass kicked

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Originally Posted by Leroy Jenkins

Go to the theater with Malcolm McDowell.

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Oh good one. But he did have benefits in the end.

Go to the dentist with Dustin Hoffman.

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Originally Posted by Coach34

bar hopping with Cleatus would also likely mean you got your ass kicked

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Like being in a bar "In Jackson Mississippi on a Saturday night" and having to tip my hat to the lady.

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Originally Posted by Coach34

trick or treat in Haddonfield, Illinois

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I would actually LOVE THAT

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Originally Posted by BrunswickDawg

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Outstanding

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Originally Posted by parabrave

Like being in a bar "In Jackson Mississippi on a Saturday night" and having to tip my hat to the lady.

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Don't forget to kick ole "green-teeth" in the knee***

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Originally Posted by Coach34

bar hopping with Cleatus would also likely mean you got your ass kicked

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Look, Cleatus might not have been able to handle those bikers at Lamar's - but he damn sure knew how to get revenge

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Originally Posted by BeardoMSU

Don't forget to kick ole "green-teeth" in the knee***

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All my Long hair fell out. I bet the Dew Drop in was around Bryam/ I know he wasn't talking about the Cherokee Inn, the one on State Streeet.

Sleep with Lorena Bobbit

Drive bamboo shoots under my finger nails!

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Originally Posted by ShotgunDawg

Sleep with Lorena Bobbit

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Ouch! that is serious!

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Originally Posted by ShotgunDawg

Sleep with Lorena Bobbit

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If you're gonna hit The Bobbit leave when you're done. Don't be sleeping with the dick slayer.

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Originally Posted by ShotgunDawg

Sleep with Lorena Bobbit

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Showing my age, but dang, I just looked that story up. Frick that sucks!

Have John Holmes tell me to bend over.

Ok Scooba Pin this thread in the all time greats. And we haven't even heard from Jack or TUSK.

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Originally Posted by parabrave

Ok Scooba Pin this thread in the all time greats. And we haven't even heard from Jack or TUSK.

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I agree this has been a great one.

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Originally Posted by starkvegasdawg

Have John Holmes tell me to bend over.

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And SVD wins the Boner award/

Driving around on empty looking for a station with gas